UPDATE: I don’t know if this is official now, but I replaced the video with a trailer addict version that works.
UPDATE 2: I didn’t put my first update at the top of the page, so some of you may have missed it. Anyway, at least one of the embeds I’ve included below should work now.
Courtesy of this site, it looks like the Thor footage from Comic-Con has leaked early, like my uncle with the bad prostate. It’s really late, but I’m posting it now because I don’t know how long it’ll be online before it gets pulled. I actually have higher hopes for this one than Captain America. It has a great cast — Anthony Hopkins, Idris Elba, Ray Stevenson — lots of badasses. And while Cap director Joe Johnston inspires mainly shrugs and wanks, Kenneth Branagh seems at least worthy of cautious optimism.
Anyway, I’m really tired, so I don’t have a lot to say about this, but the whole scene where Clark Gregg is grilling Thor about where he got his training, (“Afghanistan? Chechnya?”) I keep wanting Chris Hemsworth to shout “WRONG! VIKING HEAVEN, BITCH!” (*smash*)
[Thanks to Brian and Jason for the tips]
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I hear Destroyer gives good helmet.
Is it safe to assume Vikings had to shave their chests with Knot 3′s? Technology was a little iffy back then.
He comes from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot twinks blow.
Hammer of the gods will drive his hips into them,
While fully engorged, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming!
On he sweeps his Nair with scorn, His only goal is to look freshly shorn.
Val-Holla!
Since when was there a black Norse God?
Ok I looked into it and it’s actually kind of funny, Stringer Bells character is Heimdal who is known as the whitest of all the Norse Gods according to wikipedia, so I think theres some serious black-washing going on.
Gone. Every last shaved frame.
I’d like to make a ripoff of Chris Nolan’s new movie and call it ‘Infringement’.
Leaked Thor footage? Thounds like the rained all night.
- it rained all night…oh forget it!
Uhhhh, anyone else get a popup after clicking on the link for the green card lottery?
Live & Work in USA – Participate in the Official US Green Card Lottery!
Yeah was similar to a trojan McAfee allowed on my work pc a month ago. Very annoying as i could not get rid of either it or McAfee and it would keep redirecting my browser to rubbish sites.
/flaming gay lisp
The only shirtless Viking I want to see is that Adrian Peterson, am I right? Tight purple pants? Talk about a Val-hard on! Who’s with me, ladies?!
I bet his fart box ith pretty Thor and looth
Isth it asth loosth asth histh ligamenths?
/ obligatory
Bah! The Romulan coddling Obamanation socialists took down the video…The Mighty Feklahr will just have to imagine what it was like!
*closes eyes, imagines Thor video*
Thor is home alone after school and finds one of his dad’s old swank mags. He takes off his TapouT shirt and whips out his dick, but then his mom walks in!
*oh fuck, think fast, Thor!*
“Good news, ma! I just got done with my testicular self examination…no lumps! Whew, that’s a relief…guess I will just play XBox now!”
*you clever little devil, even Loki would be jealous!*
Word to the wise here: If you’re ever at a Viking party, do not play “Seven Minutes in Valhalla.” Talk about rage of ancestors.
They shave chests in Viking Heaven
They wax them in Viking Hell.
I just want to see Thor’s Hammer. They don’t even have to show the head, I’d be happy just seeing some of the shaft.
that actually looks pretty cool
Needs more Volstagg. Aside from that, I want to think of a clever snipe but I can’t. It actually looks pretty cool.
They couldn’t go a whole trailer without a reference to Iron Man. HAHAHA, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE TONY STARK IS SO CRAZY!!!11 REMEMBERZ?!
Come cross the Rainbow Bridge to get to Viking heaven where the guys are cut and have clean-shaven chests. Shit, now I have a boner, and I’m at work. Ugh, this is awkward.
They have black people in Asgard?
I liked Thor better when he was named Shep Ramsey and lived in Christopher Lloyd’s garage.
AWESOME.
Day one man, day one.
(PS.: Yaaay, Kat Dennings! *hug)
Vikings didn’t shave their chests… Their chest hair was just transparent-blond. I mean c’mon, this ISN’T Sparta…