
This one is called simply “The Breakfast Fight Club,” by artist David MacDowell (via theHighDefinite). I guess it’s pretty cool. I like the Fight Club characters in there. But is that enough to justify there not being Judd Nelson or Emilio Estevez? I don’t know, man. I just don’t know.
Also, how does it stack up against the work of Brandon Bird? I’ve previously posted Bird’s works “Uncanny Valley,” and “No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford,” both of which I’d give a slight edge to over this one. (Bird’s “Mr. Noodle,” starring David Schwimmer is below. You can see some of his other stuff here.) MacDowell’s piece also hits a little too close to home for me. You see I often wander around my neighborhood shouting, “NO, F*CK YOU, MOLLY RINGWALD!” at no one in particular. Nonetheless, I’d be proud to hang any of these paintings in my parlor next to the ginger scalps. (They bring me luck).




I think the inclusion of the Penguin of Madagascar makes MacDowell the clear winner.
Fine, He will be the fagdouchewad that feels compelled to point out that
Red Matter was in Star Trek, not Star WarsLong Duck Dong was in 16 Candles, not The Breakfast Club.Is David Schwimmer only 4 feet tall? He’s standing in 3 feet of water that comes up to his armpits.
Errr… I mean Edward Norton wasn’t a Nazi in fight club either, Fek.
Donk, you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Apparently not.
Apparently.
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Piss boot? Old Style? (just kidding, can’t tell the difference!)
So what is this, the day Donk and Fek weren’t funny on Filmdrunk? (As if you could pick just one.)
Let’s skip that shit and go straight for some blue paint and retard kangaroo MMA.
Nice catch, Fek.
Of course, I was in my car yelling at the iPod like a crazed vet, and appalled that no one would correct him. THIS IS IMPORTANT GEEK SHIT PEOPLE!!!
I think it was “Donk and Fek made Pat Tillman jokes on Filmdrunk Day”
We’re just filling in until the real funny assholes turn it on for us on Thursday and Friday.
Pat Tillman would fight the shit out of some retarded kids that spilled blue paint!!! WITH HIS WEAPON OF MASS DEFENESTRATION!!!
*hears a faint murmur, almost like a calling during his deep slumber at his desk, bolts upright, wipes slobber from cheek*
Who’s watching retard MMA blue painted kangaroo fighting?!
The Mighty Feklahr actually finds the mental imagery of a football player/soldier throwing retarded children out of a window in a large groups to be oddly therapeutic.
I bet Luke was really glad that Obi-Wan bit it in the first film. I mean, could you imagine coming out of the bathroom in the base on Hoth holding a dirty mag and feeling pretty “relaxed” about what you just did and have that creepy old fuck leering at you and saying “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”?
THESE COLORS, ESPECIALLY BLUE, DON’T RUN YOU LITTLE TATER TOT CHOMPING MONGRELS!!! ROAR!!!
Of course, you would have been extra creeped out when Obi-Wan spoiled for Luke that he just rubbed one out while thinking about his sister, right?
I’m pretty sure that penguin was in Madagascar, and not Fight Club.
Let it … sliiiide, Jack!.
Vince Vaughn wasn’t in any of those movies, but he should definitely be added to this. Pitt is doing it wrong.
Am i the only one who is now desperately awaiting some Marla Singer/Allison Reynolds fan-fic?
24 X 24 on canvas ? GTFO, that’s not going in granny’s hallway.
I need these loft size, nine foot by six. Chop-chop hipster, we’re going broke here.
I guess Ed Norton would be a Neo-Maxzoomdweebie?
fine, just me?
*puts away computer, takes out typewriter, takes off pants*
Having seen this, I can now die happy.