Uncanny Valley & Morning Links
06.09.10
(This Brandon Bird painting is entitled “Uncanny Valley.” It’s beautiful.)
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Kathy Benjamin runs down the five worst times to be naked. |Uproxx|
- Pete Rose be corkin’ that bat, son. |WithLeather|
- Lady Gaga might be guest starring on Doctor Who. I guess I’m not cool, because I tried to watch that show on the plane and I had no idea what the f*ck was going on. |GammaSquad|
- Devo is going to be on Futurama. Blow me, Devo is awesome. |WarmingGlow|
- Photo recap: the 2010 Roots picnic. |SmokingSection|
- The seven best and seven worst sidekicks in history. |Dorkly|
- White washing the Prince of Persia video game. |G4|
- The “helium chewing gum experiment.” |DoubleViking|
- A new Brazilian dance craze known as “butt fighting.” |BroBible|
- 6 influential rock albums that sound like nothing before them. |Guyism|
- The 8 most depressing MST3K episodes. |ToplessRobot|
- Five things that will make you feel old. |UnrealityMag|
- The 15 biggest cult films of the past five years. |Pajiba| (NERDS!)
- 13 Awesomely ridiculous movie posters. |Gunaxin|
- And don’t forget to get your video for the Star Wars fan video challenge in before the deadline. |Atom|
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#6 In the bottom of a victim pit in His basement.
If you really want to feel old, spend some time listening to a 16-year old girl talk and try to think about how you used to put up with that shit in hopes of an awkward hand job.
Then, get your chloroform rag ready because, hey, there’s no point in making it a complete waste of your time.
Get an avatar, fag!
SPAMMER
To vindicate He and jir:
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Word to the wise Donk. Before setting out on a cross cuntry BTK road trip be sure to store you chloroform rag in a Ziploc bag or Tupperware container or the like. Even if you haven’t used it in some time (my personal best is 4 days), DO NOT leave it out to fumigate the cabin.
THE MORE YOU KNOW . . .
That’s all well and good Fek but tell us, what is your order status?
$20 says that’s surveillance equipment for the basement he’s ordering.
Hey. I was an awesome 16-year-old girl. I was obsessed with X-Files and had a Dave Matthews Band sticker on my SUV and-…
Oh. I see your point. Carry on.
When I was 16 I hated everything and played video games. Fuck…
Ers, He is lonely without having children }}:>(
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*readies chloroform rag*
No, go on, Patty. That is really interesting…
I was already practicing medicine when I was 16 and hanging out with my main man Boner. I also had a sweet ass car that talked to me and we would go on adventures. But it was just my Dad, Higgins trying to talk to me from the trunk. SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD!
Why is the snapshot into Fek’s world more interesting than any of the movies we’ve “discussed” in the last month??
Haha, I just remembered that I have to go to work today. So, um…
*slowly backs away, door slams, tires screeching*
TAKE THAT BACK, MIZ! WE HAVE HAD A KATHERINE HEIGL MOVIE, SHREK IN 3D, **AND** ROMAN PEDERASKI NEWS!!!
Hee hee, ‘slot loading’
For fuck’s sake. Anyone who can look me in the eye and tell me Born To Run was a music changing album should probably get their last will and testament in order because I’m going to buttfuck them to death with their own head.
What I’m getting at is, fuck Bruce Springsteen.
Guy’cha! OK, yIntaghs, a new bar has been set at Gamma Squad:
and chose to increase the amount of ethanol they drank until they began to lose control of their legs
Who is up to the challenge???
*yelling as cab speeds away*
KATHERINE HEIGL SUCKS!
The mighty Feklahr has been so drunk that He has blacked out, but He has never been so drunk that He was paralyzed from the waist down…
Patty, you are dealing with professionals here. Children…He means “victims” do not get away so easily from the BTK Klan. BAH!
*a red haze surrounds Feklahr, and He suddenly disappears!*
GAH, SOQ’BE! Get a lock on the cab with the Dave Matthew fan in it, Ker’Splatt! Hard port!
*menacing Wrath of Khan music plays, red alert is sounded!*
Wait for Him to finish entering this lottery for Item XP runes and Legendary Weapon Settings on LOTRO.com!
Hot Fuzz and Gone Baby Gone are the only two flicks from the “cult classic” list I’ve seen.
Does that mean I’m cool for not being mainstream or cool for giving swirlies to people that have seen them?
J! I was sitting over here seething over the Bruce Springsteen thing. I wuv you.
THANK YOU FOR RAP METAL, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!
THANK YOU FOR FOR HEADBANDS, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!!
Thank you for douchebags, Nickelback!
Thank you for Stanko, Justin Bieber!
Nic Cage is hugging a fucking monkey and I feel like he’s looking down on me.
*Darth Vadar voice*
‘Impressive…’