UPDATE: Within seconds of me clicking ‘publish’, they set the video to private. Until someone else gets a new copy up, there’s not much I can do about it. That’s awesome guys, thanks for that.

The life of a porn star is bizarre and (sometimes) fascinating for the rest of us, who only take it up the ass at our jobs figuratively.  That’s the idea behind the new documentary Exxxit: Life After Porn, which takes a look at pornstars’ lives after the bright lights go off and the fluffers go home.  It features appearances by Asia Carerra, Nina Hartley, Mary Carey, Houston, Crissy Moran, Randy West, Richard Pacheco, John Leslie, Amber Lynn, Seka, Raylene, Luke Ford, Bill Margold, Shelley Lubben, and Sunset Thomas, and ironically will be released on the same day as Vivid’s latest, Exxxit: In Through the Out Door Six Times, starring Cam Gigandet.  Okay, I was joking about that last part.  It premieres tomorrow at the Dances With Films festival in West Hollywood.  Key quote:

“What’re you gonna do 10 years from now when your kid brings home a magazine and you’re laying in the middle of it with a candle shoved up your ass?  You gonna tell ‘em you were playing the part of a birthday cake?  It doesn’t. Go. Away.”

Uh oh.  This looks an awful lot like a cautionary tale.  “Scared Clothed,” call it.  I guess what I’m trying to say is that this is a dangerous film and should be banned.  It’s like I always tell the strippers, I’m sorry your parents never loved you, but wouldn’t it make you feel better to have a dollar bill in your vagina?  See, who’s worthless now.

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By the way, this is what Seka looks like these days.  If you’ll excuse me, I need to go make myself a vodka and percocet smoothie.  Mmm, tranquilicious.

[via Collider]