Kubrick vs Scorsese from Leandro Copperfield on Vimeo.
Remember that Coen Brothers-Tarantino mashup from a while back? You probably don’t. Maybe you should cut down on the drinking. In any case, Leandro Braga, the guy who made it, is back with this new Stanley Kubrick-Martin Scorsese mashup. It includes 34 different films and reportedly took 25 days to complete. It’s pretty badass, but starts it with “Shipping Up to Boston,” which is kind of cheating. Anything seems badass with that song playing over it. Dropkick Murphys should have more songs where that guy doesn’t sing. He sounds like a hobo getting oatmeal shoved up his ass. Oh hey, Nic Cage was in a Scorsese movie, remember that?
[Cage picture via NicCageasEveryone]
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Does it make me a bad person if I thought Gangs of New York was fucking terrible?
No, Jirish, it makes you a bad person that you think ‘New Jack City’ was a documentary.
Gangs of New York could’ve been Cameron Diaz getting a hysterectomy and I would still love it solely for Bill the Butcher.
Maybe you should cut down on the drinking
This is what we call “The pot calling the kettle a baktag.”
The scene at the end with the guy running through the fog was so retarded that it made Sarah Palin’s kid look like Stephen Hawking or something.
Gangs of New York could’ve been Cameron Diaz getting a hysterectomy and I would still love it solely for Bill the Butcher.
I would love that because it would be Cameron Diaz in pain and unable to reproduce.
But also, yeah, for Bill the Butcher.
Wait DH, are you implying that NJC wasn’t a documentary??? I disagree sir.
*writes “Bill the Butcher-type performs a hysterectomy on Cameron Diaz-type” on cocktail napkin, shows it to Eli Roth, collects $2 million*
This Cameron Diaz hysterectomy of which you speak . . . are we talking back alley, no anesthesia or sanitary conditions kind of hysterectomy? What type of tools would he be using (other than the cleaver, obviously)?
I need details man. Let’s get this thing greenlit!
Aparently neither Scorsese nor Kubrick was gay because Maverick worked with both of them.
I want to get a tattoo of Bill the Butcher and Alex DeLarge thumb wrestling while holding knives behind their backs.
Slight edge to Kubrick here, although neither one of these guys is as good as Seltzer-Friedberg.
On the DK Murphys singing comment: I realize current lead singer Al Barr is an acquired taste, but you might like better their first major label album “DO OR DIE” with former lead singer Mike McColgan. He was still not Pavarotti, but he certainly got the job done.
I could never take Kubrick seriously. He looked like the kind of dude who should be standing on my doorstep saying that he’d moved to the area and was legally bound to inform me as his neighbour that he was on the sex offenders register.
This mashup is too long. It should end right after DeNiro says “That’s entertainment!” Who does this Leandro Copperfield guy think he is, Spielberg?!