The new Captain America Uniform
06.02.10
"Damn I'm smooth."
JoBlo got a look at the concept art for the new Captain America suit a few days ago and now AICN has the pictures (you can see a couple more over there). As you can see, it’s a good mix of classic superhero and World War II soldier (since much of the movie will be set during WWII). They lost the head wing ornaments you see in some versions of the costume, but kept the big “A,” which of course stands for “Adulteress.” My only criticism? Not enough codpiece. I thought this was America. The enormous, bulging crotch of the world.
Someone should stuff a burrito down there.
Chris Evans and Joe Johnston bring mediocrity to the masses July 2011
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The way Cap is C-walking in the picture on the right, I’d have bet Chodin was the lead artist.
Like every American, he looks like he’s just tucking back and relaxing.
There’s no room for his crunch berries, let alone a burrito.
Where are his detonators?
They ditched the wings? They better add a fucking colostomy bag, or ALL WILL SUFFER FOR THIS OUTRAGE!
second pose…*fart noise*
I’m assuming Chris Evans hasn’t signed off on this yet. The “A” is in the wrong spot and you can’t see his abs.
Dor sho gha! Harry Knowles just broke the latest news on Captain America! Apparently they are now incorporating a FLYING TANK!!!
Oh, you can’t really see it in the pictures, but the letters “R” and “L” are on his gloves, as well.
I am thinking the “A” will be replaced by “3-D” in short order.
They removed the wings because they were on Stayfree, not Shield brand pads.
He doesn’t need the wings because he has Red Skull *fart noise* *soft shoe routine exit stage left*
Better get a Lojack on that shield Capt. Heard some asshole named Stark has an eye for it.
I am assuming that the pouches contain bottles of Smirnoff Ice. YOU’VE BEEN ICED, BRUDER.
Galad I’m not the only one with nothing left in the tank for this movie.
Oooh, I know! Twilight post, please!
If any of this movie is set post 1990′s he better have gained at least 100 pounds, use the wheelchair shopping carts at wal-mart, and suffered at least 3 coronaries.