The Social Network started out sounding like one of those Magic 8-Ball/Bazooka Joe movie concepts (Facebook is popular! It should be a movie!). But then when we heard it was based on a book about Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, and that David Fincher was directing a script by Aaron Sorkin, we realized it was serious. But even knowing that, before this new teaser trailer hit the web, I didn’t realize it was Inception-trailer-bass-sound serious.
“We have an idea that we’d like to talk to you about.”
(*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)
“Who should we send it to first?”
“Just a couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to.”(*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)
“The site got twenty-two hundred hits within two hours?”
“Thousand. Twenty-two thousand.”(*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)
“A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.”
(*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)
Their braaaahm sound isn’t as bassy as the Inception braaaaahm sound, which I assume indicates less gravitas. Still, it sounds pretty serious. (*BRAAAAAAAAHM*) It’s like the movie trailer equivalent of David Caruso putting on his sunglasses.
[via Pajiba]


Where are the explosions and Slayer music?
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
My interest is not online.
Farmville or GTFO
This movie keeps poking me in the back
More like faceforradiobook
I’ve been wondering why my Mom has been acting funny around me lately. I think she may have seen a few pictures of me that my peeps tagged me in.
I don’t let it bother me though. She wouldn’t understand the joy Donk and I get from dressing up like Army men and shooting rodents.
My ex-boyfriend and 12 people I supposedly went to high school with want to take me to this.
Step 1) Make a website that lets people who don’t want to speak to each other in real life send each other updates about how their make believe Farm and Mob crew are doing?
Step 2)???
Step 3) Profit!!
FUCK IT WORKED
Facebook people do it like this
*hipthrusts, ices bro
MySpace people do it like this
*cries in closet with box of fundraising candy bars
*f. how many f’s in profffffit?
So facebook is a chain letter that somehow makes money? I’ve lived too long.
Shop, Look at it this way. At least somebody isn’t making money wearing t-shirts…*googles iwearyourshirt
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
This movie wonders why Patty Boots doesn’t call more often. And when is she gonna settle down and have children?
Who is the Buffalo Bills third-string quarterback?
(*BROOOOOOOOHHHHM*)
Fubar doesn’t like this.
Who’s that guy who bullies Ichabod Crane in Sleepy Hollow?
(*BROOOOMMMMMM*)
What’s the name of that guy who composed “Marienlieder?”
(*BRAAAHHHMMMS*)
Who is the Hindu god of creation, born from a lotus flower growing out of the navel of Vishnu?
(*BRAAAAHHHMMA*)
I should be punished for this.
*punches self in crotch several times*
Hey, Thomas Edison, who’s your favorite composer?
*BRAAAAAAAAHMS*
(Written before I got in here and saw JD’s goddamn jokes so fuck off, dickstep haters.)
wait, why inception bass? wasn´t it from shutter island?