We’re supposed to get a real trailer for this later today, but as of now we just have this poster and a short teaser trailer for Rango, from Paramount Pictures.
Below is a look at Rango, a chameleon with an identity crisis. He’s a household chameleon who goes on an adventure to discover his true self. Along with Depp the voice cast includes Abigail Breslin, Isla Fisher, Ned Beatty, Harry Dean Stanton, Alfred Molina, Ray Winstone, Stephen Root, Bill Nighy and Timothy Olyphant as The Spirit of the West. [RopeofSilicon]
I didn’t post the teaser (watch it below) when it came out, because it’s seriously just 54 seconds of a wind-up fish slowly crossing a desert street. I’m glad the animals aren’t doing a dance number to the Black-Eyed Peas, but still, a little dry. But something about the poster cracks me up. Between the wild eyes, the crooked smile, and the unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, he kind of looks like Nick Nolte. They should shoot a new version of 48 Hours where Nick Nolte’s partner is a lizard. Documentary style.
God dangit, lizard, that’s my sunnin’ rock. Now git.
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JOHNNY DERPP IS
HURRR DUURRRRR DERRP
That thing looks like something Adrianna Lima would marry.
Sure, a fish slowly crossing a desert street was a little dry for you, but imagine how dry it was for the fish!
*awaits laughs that never come, adjusts necktie*
You know, because fish belong in the ocean…
*laughs nervously, audience remains silent, begins sweating through zany blazer*
Along with Depp the voice cast includes Abigail Breslin, Isla Fisher, Ned Beatty, Harry Dean Stanton, Alfred Molina, Ray Winstone, Stephen Root, Bill Nighy and Timothy Olyphant as The Spirit of the West.
But which one of them will voice Squealy, the pot bellied piglet?
o hai html fail!
The Mighty Feklahr asserts that if there is a pot bellied piglet, Ned Beatty would be ideal for the job.
Johnny Depp is acting across the entire range of emoticons. He’s gone from :( to :*) to :P to o_O
That makes me 8====D~
Rango is the drummer that eats beetles.
¡dn ʍǝu
Get it? Inverted!
He needs a hat and a ciggarette holder. And a big Samoan bat as his sidekick that pukes a lot.