This is an interesting segment from the documentary Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Saga discussing the latent gayness of Nightmare on Elm Street 2. I haven’t seen the film, but it sounds pretty fabulous, at least three sassy finger snaps worth. The best part is that writer David Chaskin admits that the gayness was fully intentional, yet almost no one else in the cast realized it, despite the lead actor being himself openly gay and describing his role as of “a male scream queen.1”
“I think it was like a subliminal thing in [director] Jack [Sholder]‘s mind, but everything he did amplified it.
“There was a board game named ‘Probe’ in it. He has a sign on the door that says ‘NO CHICKS ALLOWED…’”
“The production designer on the film was gay.”
“…and I think it became an inside joke that they thought nobody would pick up on.”
“The coach’s balls being part of the attack…. I’m trying to think whether there was something Freudian about that…”
Well, as Freud once said, sometimes your coach’s balls are just your coach’s balls. Holy jeez, I wanted to lick ‘em! Anyway, does it make me gay that I actually want to Netflix this now? And please, don’t let these pigtails and lollipop factor into your answer, it’s just warm out is all.
[Thanks to FourFour for bringing this to our attention]
1. See also: chodin‘s sash at this year’s West Hollywood May Day celebration.


Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
As a result, the MPAA has since changed the rating of this film to NC-17 and Kirk Cameron has started whipping himself to make amends for jerking off to it .
I have to admit I’ve never seen this movie either
*sad rusty trombone*
The scene where Freddy wears a cashmere cardigan and decapitates a kid with a Weather Girls record is kind of a dead giveaway.
Sexual T-Rex was only interested in eating part of Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park
Damnit! The good ones always are.
*Cathy sweat spray*
That Sandler reference ain’t gonna slip past me, Vinny. That bit was great.
And that movie sucks hard. I don’t remember any gay undertones, but I may have been distracted by that penis in my mouth.
1, 2, Freddy’s cumming on you.
3, 4, sucks cock like a whore.
5, 6, dressed like a dominatrix.
7, 8, wear a wig while you choke bate.
9, 10, he’ll split your ass open.
you better fucking netflix this shit!!! it’s so gay it’ll turn you straight.
Still less gay than ‘Top Gun’.
Note to parents, don’t just laugh when your son comes into your room at night screaming about how there’s a monster in his closet that wants to give back rubs.
Seriously, how can Tom Cruise defend himself at this point? They lampooned Risky Business in this
Freddie’s dad: Are you telling me my son is gay, and that he’s been viciously killing people in their dreams? Are you sure about the gay part?
The only nightmare I see is Freddy’s horizontally-striped sweater.
*Vespa wheelie*
You can learn more about the homoerotic shenanigans on the set of Nightmare on Elm Street 2 in Robert Englund’s new autobiography “Freddy Got Fingered”
Freddie’s real last name is Mercury.
Does watching this during a Gilbert Gottfried-hosted “USA Up All Night” make this even more gay? If so, He might be in trouble.
If Freddie visits you during a dream about Liza Minnelli, you might be gay.
Fek, RHONDA SHEARER ÜBER ALLES!!!!
James Franco wants to star in the remake….it’d be for subversive performance art obviously.
The sign on the door (3:32 of the video) very clearly says “No out of town chicks”, not “No chicks allowed”.