Today, I bring you “Michael Jai White is a Badass, Volume 73.” In today’s installment, we catch up with Black Dynamite on the set of Blood and Bone (Michal Jai White is… ISAIAH BONE). Here, White, who holds black belts in seven different forms of karate and has two bullet wounds, teaches Kimbo Slice an “unblockable punch.” (He would’ve been better off teaching him an unkickable leg, but I digress). Keep in mind, Michael Jai White is an actor and Kimbo Slice is a professional fighter (not necessarily a particularly good one, but still). And Kimbo seems genuinely interested in hearing the advice (“but will Kimbo Slice ever truly be at ress?”). This could only happen with badass of Michael Jai White’s caliber. Imagine any other actor trying that. Cam Gigandet has been in a few martial arts movies too, I guarantee he couldn’t teach anyone to punch. Hell, he gets punched himself, just for having a face that looks like that.
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Priffy English wife: Oh dear! There is something in my fish.
Stuffly English Husband: Egads! What is it?
P: I do think it a bone.
S: Isaiah b…
…You guys ever get this far into a comment and just give up?
For shit’s sake, you may as well have had Stephen Hawking trying to dodge those punches, as fucking lumberingly slow Slice is.
*office is now littered with unconscious managers*
I have an unblockable punch, too. It’s when my buddy jumps sneaks up on you and knocks you out.
I call it the doggy-style punch, because it comes from behind you.
Peter North showed me how to do the unblockable donkey punch.
:(
I feel that was less a dick step and more of a sword cross.
Chino once told me that an unblockable punch is any punch thrown in the kitchen if dinner isn’t ready.
Fascinating.
But those gentleman had best head back to the shoulder of the highway. That trash isn’t going to pick itself up.
Rosie O’Donnell has an unstoppable gunt.
I feel that was less a dick step and more of a sword cross.
I’ll allow it. Plus, yours was funnier.
We’re still not teaching him how to do the Falcon Punch though.
Maybe in return, Kimbo can teach Michael how to be overrated and soft for a big guy.
Michael Jai: What up dawg, you wanna learn the unstoppable punch?
Kimbo Slice: Bitch, I already know how to make Kool-aid.
Chuck Liddell’s chin hasn’t met a punch it can’t stop.
I learned an unblockable cross from some longhaired hipster wearing sandals and a bandana made of thorns.
Sooo…Michael Jai White is basically Klingon Tyler Durden?
The Mighty Feklahr approves.
Seriously, how is there not like a million movies with this guy in it? I might literally get a netflix account just to watch these movies.
No thanks Michael Jai White, Doc Louis already taught me about the unblockable punch. You just push the start button when you earn a star.
Michael Jai thinks, speaks and moves like a white man. The fact that he has even been in a blaxploitation movie is a testament to his superior acting abilities.
Cam is a master of the irrisible dunce.
Aw man I was expecting some backstage soccer tricks.
I love the guy pigging out on cake just right of camera.