Every time I think James Franco’s getting a little too up his own ass with his gay art exhibits (and here I mean gay as in actually homosexual-themed, with penises and stuff), he comes back and does a funny video like this.  Well, played, Franco, well played.  Actually, the best part of this is Bill Hader’s Willem Dafoe impression.  And the fact that Sam Raimi’s birthday isn’t until October.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • Jake-Gyllenhaal-Hilarious-Sandwich8 things Twilight has ruined besides vampires. |Uproxx|
  • I don’t play Halo or know much about Halo, but f*ck me sideways, that is one hell of an awesome Halo sculpture. |GammaSquad|
  • 5 ways NBC can save The Office. |SmokingSection|
  • So, uh, I guess on True Blood, one of the vampires twisted a chick’s neck around so he could bang her hard without having to look at her face.  Seems perfectly natural. |WarmingGlow|
  • The hierarchy of Twilight fandom. Twihardedness. Whatever. |ScreenJunkies|
  • A flowchart for determining whether your girlfriend is a post-op tranny. |HolyTaco|
  • District 11 is like District 9 for World Cup soccer players. |Atom|
  • Vanity Fair just released a movie trivia app for your iPhone. Time to start f*cking people up at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. |Apple|
  • Man freaks out because mall is closed.  Because he’s Canadian, he enunciates and speaks in full sentences. |CollegeHumor|
  • 31 enormous fish.  Hey, does it smell like YOUR MOM in here? (*holds hand up for high five*) |Urlesque|
  • The 20 biggest financial failures of all time and their director’s post-failure careers. |Pajiba|
  • Everyone hates Hitler. |AdultSwim|
  • The 9 most secretly badass animals. |Guyism|
  • 10 badass movie knives. |Gunaxin|