IMMORTAL DOG! (and morning links)
06.17.10“Immortal Dog” is the best internet video I’ve seen in a while. BRING ME THREE CORGIS AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS!! MAKE THEM THIRSTY!! IMMORTAL CORGI ARMY!! Man. That made my day. [via TodaysBigThing, thanks to Oski for the tip]
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
Chodin’s latest, Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed in Jail. |Uproxx|- “What do you do when you have $30,000 worth of Lego and robotic supplies? Two chicks at the same time of course. But, if you can’t do that, you can do the next best thing: build a ginormous robotic chess set with self-propelled pieces made out of over 100,000 Lego.” |GammaSquad|
- Donovan McNabb got mad pockets, son. And no, that’s not slang. |WithLeather|
- If 2Pac were here… |SmokingSection|
- The most promising actors under 25. |Pajiba|
- The 10 most damaging dad moments. |AdultSwim|
- Should you teach your child to stop or turn their bike? I say no. More entertaining that way. |GorillaMask|
- New meme: Toy Story. Eh, it’s no sad Keanu, that’s for sure. |Urlesque|
- Johnny B. Homeless wants to party. |Atom|
- VULCAN DEATH GRIP FAMILY PHOTO! |NextRound|
- 5 unintentionally gay parts of everyday life. |HolyTaco|
- State senator gets schooled by high school journalist. Pff, typical gotcha journalism. |CollegeHumor|
- 9 fashion choices to avoid at all costs. |Guyism|
- Jonah Hex’s Julia Jones. |ScreenJunkies|
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That is fucking A W E S O M E.
*yells towards kitchen*
“Honey? Get out your fucking chequebook!”
I’m going to go make my neighbors’ dog immortal right now.
Can I do that to my cat?
Cats are bitches anyway. It won’t make much difference.
Bah! You should see Klingon J’AmbiDoh* Family Photo.
*Festival of Severed Heads
Having an immortal dog is cool, until the Corgian shows up and tries to chop his head off.
Immortal Dog has no rival, no man’s-best-friend can be his equal.
Whatever. I already had an immortal dog. He lived with us for like 7 years. One time I went off to camp and he went to live on a farm because his immortal life-span had made him weary of the senseless rush of city life. I still get postcards from Cap’n Scratchy, and I haven’t seen him in 22 years!
I hear I was thinking that Edward Cullen was the only immortal bitch.
My immortal dog claims to be a west highland terrier, but he looks more like a french poodle. Also, I’m pretty sure the basque sheephound he runs around with is really a scottish terrier.
If you prolong your dog’s life through cloning you’ve got yourself an immoral dog.
The only thing better than pushing kids into trees is pushing other people’s kids into trees.
And here I was*
Wow.
Immortal Dog is Powerthirst approved.
@ Spazmodic -
The “chequebook”? Hey fellas, the “chequebook”! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
I call it a car hole.
It’s much easier to create an Immoral Dog with a jar of peanut butter.
Donk, thanks for finding that one and picking it up. I swear I was searching for a Scottish/French/Spanish joke but cannot seem to locate my funny lately.
You the man now Immortal Dog.
So, what do I cut off to get an immortal dong? I wanna get my fuck on in the year 6969.