See? I TOLD you the Winter’s Bone chick was hot

Hey, what's so interesting about that wall? *snaps fingers* Pay attention to me!

Winter’s Bone was my favorite film of Sundance. In my review, I mentioned that the lead actress, Jennifer Lawrence, not only did a great job of playing tough (she had to skin a real squirrel!), but was hot to boot.  She played a 16-year-old in the film, but as I told the other movie goers who acted really immature about me wanking, she’s 19 in real life.  Not only that, but she’s a good actress.  And I mean like an actual acting actress, not just a hot chick who can smile while she deep throats a banana and Michael Bay sprays whipped cream on her crotch (though that is a skill).  Anyway, these are Jennifer Lawrence’s new pictures from Esquire.  If anything, they prove that I have a keen eye for talent.  So why don’t you just relax and lay down on my couch?  You want to be a big star, don’t you?  For your first exercise, you’re going to breathe deeply into this chloroform rag and count backwards from ten.  Good, good, I learned this one from Meryl Streep.

[via Esquire, thanks to Jeff for the tip]