I still haven’t seen Human Centipede, which is probably for the best. There’s no way the actual movie could compete with the idea of a “100% medically accurate” movie about an ass-to-mouth daisy chain. It’s also fast becoming a bona fide meme. Above, via Etsy, the Human Centipede cat toy. As the artist says:
This cat toy is 100% medically accurate!
Cute. Meanwhile, there’s also a Human Centipede necklace pendant, and Dakota Milam, a projectionist at The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, even got a Human Centipede tattoo. I thought the arrows were a nice touch. And say what you will, it’s still less impulsive than a tattoo of Carlisle Cullen’s signature. The novelty of these things might not last forever, but I guarantee they’ll be worth their weight in Pabst at the hipster tavern for at least the next month (speaking of putting your mouth on someone’s assh*le).
“Cool tat, man. I have one sort of like that. It’s for this movie you probably haven’t heard of yet. It only comes out in Japan.”
I want more like this!
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