Yo girl, like, this is America, right? Last I checked, a government “for us, by us” was all up in the muthf*ckin’ constitution like FUBU an’ sh*t. So how come Michael Bay can’t blow up Pennsylvania Avenue for Transformers 3? This is some bullsh*t, son. I’m fitna join up with those tea party bitches. Don’t tread on deez nuts, cousin. My moms be payin’ taxes too, ya heard?
Plans are underway for portions of the third segment in the blockbuster Transformers series to be filmed in D.C. this September. A dispute with the Park Service, however, over where and what the film crew will be allowed to shoot has producers from Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks scaling back their plans for the city.
Bill Line, Park Service spokesman, said the producers “have asked to do some things that simply are not done on the National Mall,” among them staging a “car race” along the Mall’s gravel paths and flooding it with artificial light in order to shoot at night. “A lot of this could be more appropriately shot in a Hollywood studio,” Line said. “The National Mall is not an area in which Americans come to see high-tech action movies being shot.” [WashingtonPost]
My bad, y’all, he right. Peoples should be hittin’ up the D-Sizzle for the right reasons, like museums an’ art clubs an’ all that mad poindexter sh*t. Hahaha, I’m just kidding you dumb beeyotch, I wanna see robots breakdance on top of the white house. We gots a black president now, son, represent.
[Editor's Note: I don't know why I let C-Tates write this post. It just felt right.]
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