You know, I was content to just make jokes about this clown and his terrifying rape van based on the pictures alone, but you meddlin’ commenters had to keep digging. I could’ve done without this information, but we now know that the rape clown’s name is “Extremo the Clown”, he lives in Portland, he paints windows for a living, and he writes a blog. It makes sense that the clown would write a blog, because I write a blog, and I was voted “Class Clown” in high school. Also, I rape kids.
According to the blog, he’s also a bit of an artist:
After I got home I went out into my studio. I am finishing up a piece for a show in Atlanta, Georgia. It’s for a group exhibit with a bedtime stories theme. Here is the poem to my piece which is a latex casting from an original sculpture.
PADDYCAKE PADDYCAKE NIGHTMARE CLOWN
UNDER THE BED AS YOU LAY DOWN
HE LIES SO QUIET HE TASTES YOUR FEAR
IS THIS THE NIGHT HE WILL APPEAR?
Delightful. This guy could make a car full of juggalos and carnies lock their doors. This is what happens when you get molested by foot fetishists at asthma camp.
[blame Watanabex and TuckerBillings for digging this up]
I want more like this!
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