You know, I was content to just make jokes about this clown and his terrifying rape van based on the pictures alone, but you meddlin’ commenters had to keep digging. I could’ve done without this information, but we now know that the rape clown’s name is “Extremo the Clown”, he lives in Portland, he paints windows for a living, and he writes a blog. It makes sense that the clown would write a blog, because I write a blog, and I was voted “Class Clown” in high school. Also, I rape kids.
According to the blog, he’s also a bit of an artist:
After I got home I went out into my studio. I am finishing up a piece for a show in Atlanta, Georgia. It’s for a group exhibit with a bedtime stories theme. Here is the poem to my piece which is a latex casting from an original sculpture.
PADDYCAKE PADDYCAKE NIGHTMARE CLOWN
UNDER THE BED AS YOU LAY DOWN
HE LIES SO QUIET HE TASTES YOUR FEAR
IS THIS THE NIGHT HE WILL APPEAR?
Delightful. This guy could make a car full of juggalos and carnies lock their doors. This is what happens when you get molested by foot fetishists at asthma camp.

[blame Watanabex and TuckerBillings for digging this up]



Asshole’s double-parked.
“Hey little sister SHOT GUN. Seriously, I’ve got a shot gun – take your clothes off.”
I’ve got nothing.
(except admiration)
Stay out of Atlanta, Extremo! Stay out of Atlanta, rapist clown!
*grabs coffee mug menacingly*
Well, that’s just like, your opinion MIZ.
Excreto the Clown painted the walls of my middle school’s bathroom one time. All the boys had to line up on the basketball court and hear the principal’s reactionary art critique.
Heh, “White Wedding”. Maybe he saw the Chloe Moretz post, got to thinking. The “ceremony” involves a chloroform rag & some aromatherapy candles.
Extremo has a hole in his heart that can only be filled by you. And the hairless ass of a nine year old boy.
Sure, he sings White Wedding correctly, but his Atlanta sculpture submission got “Eyes Without A Face” completely backwards.
On Halloween, This guy’s costume is extra ‘mo.
And ‘Never Never’ what? Register with the neighbors?
Ah, He sees “Feklahr Nightmare Fuel Friday” continues…
This guy’s FilmDrunk shorthand handle would be moTheCl. That’s also the title of the script he submitted to SyFy for their next original movie.
I hope they have the Grand Prize Game in Hell.
You can’t see it but the shirt that puppet is wearing reads: “This could be you…”
Holy shit this guy makes Trish and Rooster seem like Nobel Prize winners.
*prepares Obama Nobel Prize Joke, notices funny smell, checks expiration date, throws joke away and pouts*
Rob Zombie is kicking himself in the nuts for not dreaming up a character like this clown
This artist prefers an expressive palette. So open wide, son.
Rebel Yell all you want, nobody can hear you.
“Let me show you on the monkey where the bad man’s gonna touch you…..”
Seriously if there are any unsolved murders/kidnappings/Underoo-thefts in the area…
Extremeo the Clown “rocks the cradle of love” a little too literally.
This guy is destined to be on “America’s Most Taunted.”
THE FUCKING MONKEY PUPPETS NAME IS SPANKY! I CAN’T FUCKING GET PAST THAT!!!
Perhaps one of his DVDs could be a COTW prize?
[www.merchantcircle.com]
Here is another one of his cars:
[www.cityofart.net]
Really though, for anyone wondering what all those Juggalos will be doing in 20 years, I present to you “the future”.
I think this guy was my high school Athletic Director. But back then he went by “Molesto”.
Extremo is a Capricorn.
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Haha, I love you scratches…….of children as they cling on to the wooden panels for dear life while being slowly swallowed by the never never ending darkness.
Extremo delighted kids of all ages with his schtick (emphasis theirs) performed from the driver’s seat of his car…
That’s a quote from the article about his other car, fitting.
Ahem …
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Kid – “Gee, Extremo, these woods are dark and scary”
Extremo - “You think you’re scared, kid. I’m the one that has to walk back to the van by himself!!
I don’t want to alarm you, kid, but in when I’m done with you I’m gonna be “Dancing With Myself”, if you know what I mean……
The Lost Boys in the Never Never Van never grow up.
Children who fall out of their prams when the nurse is not looking. If they are not claimed in seven days, they are sent to the
NeverlandNever Never Van.this link [extremotheclown.blogspot.com] features some basement photos that should be enough to convict and execute this demon
You guys just hate him because you don’t understand him!
*kicks lamp, throws comforter off bed*
So, I was reading this on my phone and, I shit you not, the banner ad on this page was for Van Depot, offering “Over 100 Conversion Vans In-Stock! Free Delivery anywhere in the USA!”
In other words, if you wanna be a vanner, or as I like to call them, mobilesters (don’t steal my word or I’ll have Rooster’s lawyer file a Copyright Infranglement suit against you), you have over 100
mobile sodomy dungeonfun-on-wheels models to choose from. And they’ll even deliver it to any address in the US*! Well played whoever/whatever manages ads on this site. Well played.*Terms and Conditions for free delivery: Buyer MUST NOT be registered and MUST have plenty of children in the neighborhood. Our delivery drivers are vanners too.
In related news, Roman Polanksi purchased a windowless van and will be touring the US once
he gets a slap on the wrists for drugging and sodomizing a child and fleeing the countrythe misunderstanding is cleared up.The van will be delivered (for free, I assume) after the words, “Fuck ze Law!” are airbrushed onto the side.
This guy looks like he is straight out of a Twisted Metal game.
I was voted class clown in High School too. However, I still maintain that THE KIDS raped ME.
Extremo looks like the kind of scary-beyond-all-reason clown that would fuck a nine-year-old in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to use his monkey hand puppet to give him a reach-around.
Wellllll how we doin’ tonight everybody? Ol’ Extremo here to let you know I am so pleased all you wonderful folks are so entertained by me and my wonderful van. After all, my purpose is to entetain people whether they like it or not. I had a great week myself, did some traveling to do some mural work, I am a commercial artist in addtion to being FILMDRUNK’S fave new clown…anyway I made $4000. this week, doing what I love for a living!!!!!yeee haaaaw!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha! Damn i’m good!!!!!!
I remember that show in Atlanta. I haven’t done any shows recenlty, it’s given me more time to work on my new art car. I just added some new sculptures.