This one’s called “My Baby is Black” and comes from 1961. It’s actually available on DVD. “Conceived In Love… Delivered into HATE!” “The story of ‘All the Way’ May and the apple truck worker, the black buck whose seed was dropped deep in her womb only to conceive a mongrel!”
Apparently it was supposed to be about the horrors of bigotry, but erudite satire and b-movie exploitation flicks don’t always make for the happiest marriage, much like mixing between the races. Wait, what? Anyway, they sure don’t make them like they used to. (*sigh*)
Someday we should do a double feature of this and White Dog, the most awesomely politically incorrect double feature of all time.
(I guess this was on Opie & Anthony a while back — they’ve got even more delightful sound clips):
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All I want to know is, was this film shot in Hawaii or Kenya?
I’m hoping someone wants to make a film like this based on my kids.
“My babies are PVC drain tubes.”
The baby Daddy is so proud, he’s handing out Kools to all of his friends.
Oops. He just ran out. He’ll make a quick run to the store to get some more. I’m sure he’ll be back soon.
I call bullshit. That white girl is way too skinny for a brothah. She does appear to have the right color hair though…
England actually had a huge run of films propounding the horrors racial mixing when they started to have an influx of immigrants from the African colonies.
I bet this gets me a CoW nom.
Nobody boiled any water for the birth of this baby but they did fire up the Fry Daddy.
The joke is on them, that baby becomes sheriff!
Where the white infants at??
Alternate title: “Black Pole, White Hole”
Whoa oh black baby, Amber Lamps.
That baby insists on wearing it’s diaper just under it’s butt.
My baby was also black. Turns out she was left in the incubator too long.
There goes the nursery…
The joke is on them Fek. They got the mix wrong while trying to engineer the first 1/2 black, 1/2 white rockstar.
For Mature Adults Only
Wow is that ever on the wrong site.
The good news is that, thanks to the contributions of the father, the baby came out pretty easily.
It seems weirdly ironic that Vince put this up just two days after Father’s Day.
Does it make me racist if I’m a little disappointed that the father wasn’t a white guy in blackface? (If it was RDJ I’d be rubbing one out right now).
It’s not the baby’s skin color that’s the problem, it’s the fact that he was born breach and had coat hanger scars on his feet.
True story:
When we told my mother that my wife was pregnant with our first-born, my mother pulled me aside to discretely assure me that if the baby were born “Mocha” that I shouldn’t just assume my wife slept around. Misunderstanding my blank stare, my mom went on to explain that I might be “Mocha in the blood”. More blank stares. She goes on to say that my father wasn’t necessarily my father. We didn’t tell her when my wife was pregnant with our second child.
Amanda Bynes’ agent smells remake!
Given the size of the average black penis, I always assumed black babies tumbled from the bored-out vagina like crocodile mile.
Turns out, though, that I’m actually just really dumb.
Is that the guy from the Allstate commercials?
“Get $100 off your deductible every time you conceive. Allstate delivers……black babies that is.”
My friend’s little brother is black. His “father” is not, and he drinks alot and is angry most of the time. It’s the biggest elephant in the room I’ve ever been privy to. No one is willing to discuss it, at all. First time I met my friend’s family, as soon as we left, I turn and say “so, what’s with…” and he cuts me off and says “I don’t know, we don’t talk about it, we’ll deal with it once he gets to be a teenager and realizes.” Long story short, my grandpapa gave my friend’s father a revolver for his birthday with a note saying “no jury in the world would convict you”. This is why he’s not allowed to go to functions outside the family anymore.