In between giving Twilight every award last night, MTV had time to premiere a brand new clip from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse. I don’t want to turn this into a Twilight site, but I thought this was important. Not since Bertolt Brecht has one ensemble so effectively re-written the conventions of drama. Being in love = looking like you have heartburn! Dealing with a heavy situation = talking without your lips moving! (WHY DOES TWILIGHT HATE THE DEAF??) And is it just me, or is Kristen Stewart’s “upset about something” face a lot like Melanie Hutsell’s Tori Spelling impression face?
Semi-related: What happens when you moon a werewolf?
(source — don’t know who the original artist was, so if you do, speak up)
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That’s not nearly as bad as what happens when you goatse a werewolf.
OK, that picture of K-Stewlolz<34ev in the hoody is just fucking with me, did they photoshop her face on to Michael Jackson's corpse…meaning they would have had to dress up Michael Jackson's corpse in an unflattering brown hoody? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? IS NOTHING SACRED?
Pattinson needs some Rolaids. Emphasis on AIDS.
OK, that picture of K-Stewlolz<34ev in the hoody is just fucking with me, did they photoshop her face on to Michael Jackson's corpse…meaning they would have had to dress up Michael Jackson's corpse in an unflattering brown hoody? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? IS NOTHING SACRED? NOTHING???
That’s not her “upset about something” face, it’s her Stephen Hawking impression.
Yeah I’m just as offended as he is
Bottom middle Pattinson pic: Rob getting ready for the money shot
SCENE: Peter Griffin and Edward sitting in a car.
Peter: Ok, if you really want to fall in love with that girl, you’ll have to be able to handle her gas.
*Slow drawn out queefing begins…goes on for eight solid minutes*
[Edward makes the face, tries frantically to open the door, but it's locked. Windows won't open either. Peter holds him tightly in his arms.]
Peter: That’s it…love the gas. Accept it.
Edward: Oh, God. I wish I were dead…
[Jacob tied up in the backseat.]
Jacob: How do you think *I* feel?!?
[END SCENE]
And is it just me, or is Kristen Stewart’s “upset about something” face a lot like Melanie Hutsell’s Tori Spelling impression face?
Only speaking for myself, but I haven’t given Melanie Hutsell much consideration for the past 16 years. Taylor Lautner’s acting, however, does bring SNL great Charlie Rocket to mind.
I still can’t get over that hoody…
I don’t know about heartburn…it looks more like the face my girlfriend makes when I fart while she’s blowing me.