I didn’t post Heidi Montag’s ‘Transformers 3 audition‘ from the other day, because it was kind of boring and the last thing that dough-faced idiot needs is to believe she’s interesting in any way. We could also discuss the kind of mind it would take to believe shooting a paper target from six feet away is an effective movie audition, but I have neither the time nor the tack hammers.
ANYWAY, here’s Sir Ben Kingsley parodying the aforementioned video for a George Lopez show promo. I wanted it to be funny, but it’s actually kind of sad. When Special K shows up, you assume it’s pretty much a slam dunk. I’d watch Ben Kingsley wash my car (bonus points if he’s wearing a turban and a diaper). Remember when he re-enacted that Minor Threat video? That was fantastic. This, on the other hand, looks like it involved about five seconds of pre-production.
“So… Ben Kingsley is British. Can we do anything with that? What do we know about the British?”
“Uh… they’re limp wristed and drink tea?”
“Perfect. Run with that, we’re burning daylight here.”
[via /Film]
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“Places people”!
“Ok, Sir Ben. Now smile while you deep throat that and don’t forget to cup the ‘Earl Grey’s'”.
Ben Kingsley is the man who gave the worst acting performance out of the entire cast of Blood Rayne, but no, he clearly is someone that is always entertaining.
Ben Kingsley is starting to look like a Stretch Armstrong who’s losing his elasticity.
Ben Kingsley isn’t bald, he just has a goofy fucking haircut. You should see his goatee, it’s down around his belly-button.
Kingsley gets a pass from me for any paycheck shit he wants to do after Sexy Beast. I thought that movie was fantastic.
He can beam me aboard anytime!
What? He’s not Captain Picard?
Bald.
British.
Fucks boys.
Someone help me here.
Morty, check out The Wackness. I thought it was underrated at best.
Wait! Is Sexy Beast the one wiff Penelope Cruz being photographed while pseudo-bating?
*heads over to isohunt immediately*
Nope, I think it was Elegy. Fuck it, I’m gettin em bofe!
His next role will be in Melvin Van Peebles’ triumphant sequel, Sweet Sweetback’s Baaaaaaaaaldass Song
MOTHERFUCKIN’ RUE MCLANAHAN DIED?!!!! SONOFABITCH!
* spoiler alert
Betty White is sweating bullets.
Sexy Beast was the one with Ray Winstone and Ian McShane.
The Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSVRGdHFxYc&feature=related
“I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who’d want to do that? “
Rue McLanahan is history’s greatest monster. She paved the way for Sex and the City, and (little known fact) put a hit out on Estelle Getty
That’s what you dicks get for comparing Rue McLanahan to Kim Cattrall.
Five seconds of pre-production not withstanding Vince it was still more entertaining than either Transformer movie. To say nothing of the fact he exerts a more masculine presence than Shia LaBeouf.
@ DDT: So does curdled milk.
Indeed it does, indeed it does. The real baffling question is why doesn’t curdled milk have the male lead in Tranny3.