This is apparently the Bangladeshi King Kong. I like how they can’t seem to decide how big King Kong is supposed to be. Still, I’d rather watch this than the Peter Jackson version by a factor of a thousand.
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Anyone tries to claim Bollywood as some kind of new ‘cool’ cinema gets an e-punch in the fucking nuts.
“You shall have the tallest, darkest and fattest leading man in Bollywood.” What was one of the Three Musketeers doing in the King Kong movie?
Not having seen Bullitt doesn’t necessarily make you uncool but there’s enough cool 60s stuff – the soundtrack; the clothes; Jaqueline Bisset; Robert Vaughn – to definitely make it a rewarding experience.
Some great and famous car chases on that list but surely the freeway escape from Matrix Reloaded was worthy too. That was astonishing.
*zips up*
So did Brett Ratner do that Marisa Miller ad?
By the way, I’ve got a Chodbot and it licks whatever I want, too.
The Bullitt chase was groundbreaking at the time, but it’s actually a little dated now.
I’m not sure that Guyism author has actually seen “Smokey and the Bandit.” If he had, he might know that (1) Smokey is not the Burt Reynolds character, (2) the song is “Eastbound and Down” not “Westbound and Down” and (3) when Jerry Reed plays Flash’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
I always wondered what King Kong would be like if he worked tech support.
Tell Perez Hilton to get the fuck out of my parking space.
I actually haven’t seen any of the films on that car chase list, and I still think I’m pretty cool.
*burns toaster strudel, sobs violently*
Bangladeshi King Kong was a respected doctor in his home country, but can only get work here as the Phoenix Suns mascot. He performs his dunks dutifully, without complaint.
GUY’CHA! Bollywood is a such a cool new way of doing cinema!!!
Jesus. Those Father’s Day photos make me happy I was orphaned and raised by wild Thistles.
The only thing good about Bullitt was the car chase. That and knowing that Steve McQueen died from experimental surgery in Mexico.
Thanks a lot, Marissa. Now I can have an erection unless Bob Seger is playing. Or in the room watching.
/he doesn’t bathe.
I hear Eibmoz has a zombie Facebook account.