amanda-Bynes-bikini(Bynes pretends to be happy to see herself)

Amanda Bynes always seemed like she had a cute, positive energy that didn’t feel contrived, which is pretty important in a young actress.  I say this, of course, based on trailers for the crappy movies she was in that I never bothered to see, but still.  In any case, Bynes recently announced on Twitter that she’s retiring from acting, and E! was there to pick up the pieces hurriedly copy and paste it. Yesterday afternoon she Tweefed:

I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play [yep, that's why it's called 'acting.' -Ed.]
Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired

“Waaah, acting isn’t as fun as I thought it’d be.  I don’t need this stress, I’m gonna go see if Candyland needs extra unicorn groomer.”

Anyway, Bynes most recently co-starred as the popular chick in Easy A, so if she’s for real, it may be your last opportunity to see her in a film (*sad Bieber bangs*).  That was the story E! covered.  But perhaps just as important was her last Tweet before her retirement announcement:

I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi

Sounds to me like someone had an argument with her father on Father’s Day.  “Oh yeah?  Well I’m quitting my job forever so I can go bang black guys, what do you think of that?”  Ouch, Mr. Bynes, you better go mend fences.  Looks like you just got Kardashian’d.