A Happy-Ass Corgi & morning links
06.24.10
(I think if I was suicidal, I would look at this dog and think, “Eh, maybe life’s not so bad.”) |via CoolDogs|
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Matt Ufford’s “Cats in Space, A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines.” |Uproxx|
- Jersey Shore guys appear on the cover of Village Voice’s “Queer” issue. |WarmingGlow|
- Relive the magic of yesterday’s goal against Algeria in the 90th minute. I have to admit that when some people in my neighborhood showed up wearing Algeria jerseys and cheering for them, I was legitimately annoyed. Anyway, suck on that, losers. |WithLeather|
- SyFy movie to be written by fans, which can’t be worse than what they’ve been doing. |GammaSquad|
- Penalty kick of the sith. |NextRound|
- Drunk driver trapped in his car opened another beer. Honorary Filmdrunkard. |Guyism|
- When passengers go nuts: 5 airplane rides gone bad. |Asylum|
- Lindsay Lohan releases rumor that she’ll pose naked, then denies it, no one cares. In other news, Lindsay Lohan is doing great. |Fark|
- 100 Darth Vader helmets. |Urlesque|
- 12 patented athlete sex moves. |CollegeHumor|
- 7 memorable reunion movies. |ScreenJunkies|
- Birth control conversation women have not in birth control commercials. |HolyTaco|
- Khloe Kardashain buys Lamar Odom a $400K car, hopefully with his own money. |FListed|
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No, Jirish, you cannot get a puppy. We can’t even trust you alone with a hooker for ten minutes.
Where do I sign up for Bas Rutten Quarterly? BANG! Fork to da troat!
Dae-geta, Dae-geta; don’t you never do dis.
“Rolls, Royce” is what Khloe Kardashian shouts at her butler.
You know, I feel kind of bad for Khloe Kardashian. It’s not her fault that she’s not short and petite and cute. And as a fellow tall woman, I thi-…
Haha, just kidding. I don’t care about fame whores.
Corgis only make that face if you’re cookin’ burgers.
Astrocat is always getting chased by Pluto.
Anyone who falls for the “look over there” distraction deserves to be stabbed in the throat, not punched. That’s the redheaded step-child of the “what’s that on your shirt/nose flick” move.
I think if I was suicidal, I would look at this dog and think, “Eh, maybe life’s not so bad.”
What if I told you he was just grinning and bearing to hide the fact that he has an arthritic spine that is killing him?
Son of a bitch. I promise I’ll take care of this one better than that hooker. It was her fault for wearing that outfit really.