An editor over at HuffingtonPost sent me this supercut of bully clips from 80s movies the other day. I thought it’d be right up our alley. After all, I’ve long considered FilmDrunk to be the 80s bully of film sites. NOW WHO WANTS TO GIVE THOSE DORKS AT PAJIBA A SWIRLY?! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!
Anyway, it’s a fun walk down memory lane (insomuch as my memory lane consists more of old movies than things that happened in real life). Billy Zabka really was the go-to 80s bully. And pay special attention to the 1:24 mark. I think “It must be take-a-worm-for-a-walk week!” was truly the high-water mark for ridiculous made-up movie insults.
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Bill Paxton is in this from Weird Science or GTFO!
After all, I’ve long considered FilmDrunk to be the 80s bully of film sites
Yeah! And no ethnic little shithead is going to scissor kick us in the face and take our women. That bitch is ours whether she likes it or not.
Heeya!
*ninja pose*
And there he is. EPIC.
Can’t watch the video, but I hope Michael Deluise from Encino Man gets an honorable mention. 1992 was basically the 80′s anyway. According to my pants selection anyway.
Miz, two words: Z Cavs.
*tears sleeves off of letterman jacket*
PAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBA!!!
Only in the 80s could Bill Paxton play a bully in one movie and a giant pussy in another (Aliens).
I think I’m what I’m getting at is cocaine is a hell of a drug
Did you see Pajiba’s outfit today? Ugliest effing outfit ever.
*scoff, hair toss, snaps gum*
The Mighty Feklahr might have guessed that Freddy Krueger hung out with Billy Zabka, hurling juvenile insults at bookworms, before he started molesting kids and burning them alive.
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*sigh* Look at jerk-dweeb-douche-nozzle-jockey’s shirt, yIntaghs!
No neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie? The Mighty Feklahr calls bullshit.
Art imitating life, or life imitating art? 80′s bullies resembling Double Dragon villains. Pop Culture, Elective. University of Phoenix, 3 Credit Hours. MWF 3:30 – 4:45.
Pajiba’s got one friend … Derek. He’s got no friends.
Good to see the Heathers girls and guys there.
“Doesn’t this cafeteria have a “No Fags Allowed” rule?”
“Well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don’t they?”
Pajiba is such a spazoid.
PAJJJJJJJJIIIIIBBBAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter how hard they tried, Hollywood simply couldn’t get the whole ‘preppy bullies standing close together’ to catch on in real life.
Nobody in this gang wears 3D glasses.
* points to Pajiba *
Sweep the blog. You heard me. Sweep. The. Blog.
Pajiba. Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness.
*points to Pajiba’s blog*
Is that a talking ad on your page?
*Pajiba looks down, Donk pops Pajiba in the nose*
HAHA, Made you look, fag.
*wears pink cardigan and pearls while laughing bitchily in the background*
I say, stand aside poor sir. I shall proceed to court your female companion this twelvemonth. Right.
*Raises monocle, adjusts top hot*
Hmm? Ooooooh. 1980′s. Gotcha.
“I’ve long considered FilmDrunk to be the 80s bully of film sites.”
So we project the abuse we get at home from our Dad onto weaker kids just to make us feel better about ourselves? Sounds right.
*rolls Guess Jeans tightly around ankles*
*straightens skinny tie*
*applies liberal amount of Obsession for Men*
Hey Pajiba! Look at this stain I got on my Polo Shirt.
*makes circle with fingers at belly button*
MADE YOU LOOK!
*punches Pajiba on shoulder*
Hey Vince, I am really digging the countdown timer for the new Twilight movie in the top corner of the page. Apparently there are only 42 days until every movie theater in the country will be filled with the sound of pocket sized vibrators being turned on.
Fuck. Don’t mind me Donk. I’ll step off your dick as soon as I’m done giving Pajiba a wedgie.
I kept yelling sweep the leg at the Tae Kwon Do event during this year’s Special Olympics. None of those bastards listened. I thought you were “mentally handicapped”, not deaf?
Am I the only one who was laughing during these movies about a gay actor beating up gaywads?
Guys, don’t be so hard on Pajiba. He still has to do our math homework.
Spader’s ‘bitch’ line is THE best. simple and to the point. Plus, Marlboro Lite guys are *DREAMY!*
I’m pretty thrilled they had a clip from “3 O’Clock High” in there, but not the bit where he snaps the jock’s index finger. I guess bully-on-bully violence is ineligible.
PUT PAJIBA IN A BODY BAG VINCE!!!! YEAH!!!
Why the fuck didn’t Billy Zabka pants Joyce Hyser?
Why did they leave out No Retreat No Surrender? That movie had the 80′s movie asshole trifecta:
Cocky karate expert
Stone-faced Russian
Fat guy
I just spent 20 of the best minutes of my life looking over Martin Kove’s IMDb page: [www.imdb.com]