If you’ve never seen Michael Caine’s appearance on the BBC’s acting series in which he demonstrates the power of blinking, it’s a must watch.  Someone took that idea to its logical conclusion, which is that if a woman had been present while he’d been doing it, she would’ve had an orgasm in a restaurant.  And then techno beats would start droppin’.  Then time itself would get all choppy and non-linear. He’s just that good an actor. (Thanks, Oski)

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