The studio just sent over this video of “Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz kicking back on the set of Knight & Day.“ It is pretty much what they say it is. A totally candid, not-at-all-contrived video of Tom and Cam just hanging out, practicing some stunts, feelin’ the flow, havin’ a Bud; you know, the yooooouge. “Kick the bag,” Tom tells Cam. “Harder, pretend some gays are in there.”
And then Cam kicks Tom over the craft services table! Haha! What a klutz! My copy of Us Weekly was right, big Hollywood stars really ARE just like us! They goof around on set and do lots of totally regular, totally not pointless and staged things with each other. I’m definitely going to see this movie now. If these two had any more chemistry they’d be my uncle’s meth lab.
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If they had any more chemistry they’d be my uncle’s meth lab.
All’s well until Cruise decides to become an open flame.
Easily twice as believable as any sex scene between Tom Cruise and a woman.
Hold my calls.
I’ll be titrating…
Did she yell, “I SWOLLOWED YOUR CUM!!” as he was flying over the table?! Did she!?
This is almost as realistic as Vanilla Sky when Cameron said she swallowed his cum.
I’ll give them this much credit, you never even glimpse the wires they used to make Cruise look taller than Diaz.
I hate you Crap.
HELLO I AM 5’10″ ACTION HERO PLEASED TO MEET YOU PLEASE IGNORE THE CRANE
[Pulls crank from under Burnsy's feet, making him tumble to the floor]
Wocka Wocka!!!
These two together might top the awfulness that is Heigl.
Wow, two people saw Vanilla Sky?
Upon hearing the words “You know, just do a little grab-assing or whatever” from the director, Tom immediately cupped a dude’s ball.
This is bullshit. You know that Cruise spent every minute off camera trying to sell everyone on set a watchtower or whatever the hell those guys do.
When she’s not swallowing cum, she’s putting it in her hair. Good woman.
Ah, viral marketing. That’s how Tom Cruise got the HIV.
It’s just “happenstance” that Cruise landed on the Hilshire Farms summer sausage, right?
And Peet, I think 5’10 might be generous for Cruise.
Dude’s like 5′ 7″ with high heels on. Don’t ask me how I know.
Dude, he’s shorter than your thumb? Holy shit.
Patty, you need to go look at the pictures in the secret clubhouse.
Or at the morning links post, apparently.
so i feel like the first comment donk left on this post should be nominated for comment of the week, but for some reason whenever i go to that page it signs me out… so if anyone agrees with me thatd be sweet if you could do that
Thanks, riorQuee.
Got’chu covered.
Hahaha! Tom Cruise is a pussy!
Wait…
Or is Cameron a badass, besides being named after a dude and having a propensity to handle semen?
Tom Cruise tried to adlib, and Xenu wept.
Tom is quite laughable. I am supposed to believe he is tough, or smart or even grown up.
As a long-time (from the beginning) silent-but-deadly reader of Filmdrunk, I finally broke down and created an account just to nominate Stinky Peet’s “IGNORE THE CRANE” post. I laughed hard on that one.