DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Robopanda’s first Uproxx news wrap up: Bronx zoo lion cubs should stay away from Florida. |Uproxx|
- I sh*t you not, Andy Rooney’s latest piece is just him complaining about how he’s never heard of Lady Gaga. |WarmingGlow|
- Listen to me ramble semi-coherently and awkwardly cut people off in order to ramble semi-coherently on the /Film podcast. |/Film|
- Neuromancer loses its latest director and goes back to development hell. |GammaSquad|
- Fan gets tased at a golf tournament. F*cking tasers. As if cops weren’t lazy enough already. |WithLeather|
- Six sexy cartoon milfs. |TVSquad|
- The Ironette dancers from Iron Man 2 are hot. |CoedMagazine|
- The best songs about the devil. |Gunaxin|
- This guy with no yo-yo skills conned a bunch of news shows into putting him on. |NextRound|
- What it’s like to work at YouTube. |Funtasticus|
- They call this shot “The Tarantino”. Or as I like to call it, “a regular looking shot that’s logical to have when a trunk is involved.” |UnrealityMag|
- Erin Andrews used to star in some awesomely lame infomercials for “Darrin’s Dance Grooves”. So basically, she taught Napoleon Dynamite to dance. |Deadspin|
- Mike Tyson is broke, but not too broke for French bulldogs, apparently. |FListed|
- 25 pictures of old people being awesome. |HolyTaco|
- Five funny Mother’s Day video greetings. |ScreenJunkies|
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“I sh*t you not, Andy Rooney’s latest piece is just him complaining about how he’s never heard of Lady Gaga”
Most of us “young” people would feel our lives would be better if we had never heard of Lady Gaga.
Please excuse me, I need to take a nitro pill.
My shirt is wrinkled. Quit your silly dancing and ironette.
I demand ice cream eating Vince Vaughn in that stag mascot picture.
You should never be too broke for French bulldogs. So cuuuuute!
You baktags get this one warning, He ain’t feelin’ funny, He’s feelin’ cranky. If one god damn person pipes up about Star Wars Episodes I-III…
*motions gun hand…pulls trigger*
Han shot fir . . . whassat? Nah, I think I’m OK with this reference.
Wow that Andy Rooney tirade seems like the kind of thing you hear right before your old uncle takes a shit on the piano and walks outside to smoke a cigarette.
Why Fek? You liked episode 3 better than the original trilogy? Me too!