I give up. I’ll never write a movie review as funny as Lindy West of The Stranger and her review of Sex and the City 2. I’ll give you only two small snippets.
- Samantha’s vagina is doing fine. She rubs yams on it, okay? She takes 48 vagina vitamins a day. It accepts unlimited male penises with the greatest of ease. Now let us never speak of it again.
- Each woman is immediately assigned an extra from Disney’s Aladdin to spoon-feed her warm cinnamon milk in their $22,000-per-night hotel suite. Things seem to be going great. But very quickly, the SATC brain trust notices that it’s not all swarthy man-slaves and flying carpets in Abu Dhabi! In fact, Abu Dhabi is crawling with Muslim women—and not one of them is dressed like a super-liberated diamond-encrusted f*cking clown!!! Oppression! OPPRESSION!!!
Look, just read it. Trust me.
-Thanks to Drew for the tip