Sex and the City 2 in 60 seconds
05.26.10
Shoetinis, anyone? The folks at Landline TV are back with a new video, a version of Sex and the City 2 that’s both more honest, and more importantly, shorter. Like all of their videos, it’s pretty straightforward, but funny and well-executed. The only thing I would’ve liked to see more of, now that we know Sex and the City 2 is “blatantly anti-Muslim,” is a crowd of Muslim women holding up giant caricatures Carrie Bradshaw and hitting them with Manolo Blahniks.
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If you break it down even further, it’s just The City in 55 seconds.
I find it hard to believe they could really pull this off in 60 seconds. Secretariat’s derby time of 1:59 has stood for 38 years now.
Vince, why do guys like us know what a Manolo Blahniks is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No.
*Breathes smoke*
Even the 60 second version is Bahrain.
Does this effigy make me look fat?
Here comes the calvary!
So, a cougar, a horse, and a giraffe walk into a bar…
Fek, what about the duck? And the 13 inch salami?
Dubai a ticket to what is quite possibly the funniest film of the year!
What the fuck is wrong with her n… Oh it’s SJP, nm.
Ers-He’s still trying to figure out what the blonde with a poodle under one arm and a salami under the other was doing…
In Dubai, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like camel.
-Yakmed Smirhassan
True story: In the first season of the Golden Girls, the actress who played the most sexually active one (Rue Mclanahan) was 49 years old. In Sex & the City 2, the actress who plays the most sexually active one (Kim Catrall) is 54.
The GOLDEN GIRLS.
SATC2 is most definitely anti-Muslin. That fabric has always been oppressed by damask.
In my first year at Rutgers, I experienced the genteel charm of a drunk Kristin Davis outside my window yelling/slurring obscenities at some dude that lived in the dorm next to us and one of my room mates going to the window, opening it and telling her to be quiet or he was going to club her with his schlong…
Now that’s entertainment…