Hitman came out a couple years ago, it didn’t make that much money ($39 million domestic), and pretty much everyone said it sucked. Which in Hollywood means… yay, let’s make a sequel! Hookers and cocaine for everyone!
Greenlight my acute sense of apathy, Deadline:
20th Century Fox has Spanish helmer Daniel Benmayor in the crosshairs to direct Hitman 2. Will original star Timothy Olyphant return? That is unclear at this point. Benmayor, the Barcelona-born NYU grad created a following shooting Spanish commercials for Sony PlayStation, Renault, Mercedes, Heineken and Samsung. His feature debut came on the Spanish language action film Paintball, in which adrenaline junkies get dropped in a dense forest for a paintball match, and find that someone is using real ammo.
Daniel Casey has written the most recent draft, which Kyle Ward was originally hired to write. The sequel includes elements from the vidgame Hitman 5. Agent 47 is a beaten man and must build himself back psychologically and physically to reclaim his mantle as world’s most feared assassin.
A foreigner who directs commercials is handling the unwanted sequel to a film based on a video game? Why, this sounds great. Oh hello there, dismissive wank, I didn’t even hear you come in. Sit down, sit down, there is much to discuss.
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This before Whip It Too?! For shame, Hollytardland, for shame.
In this one, he becomes World Champion and his brother Owen dies.
Agent 47 is a beaten man and must build himself back psychologically and physically to reclaim his mantle as world’s most feared assassin.
It’s actually not a mantle; it’s a coffee mug and a parking space.
This looks like a hit, man.
Apparently Hitman is a tit man.
They should put the letter “S” before the title.
I liked the first one. Her other boob was a bit of a letdown though.
I thought it’d be bigger.
/Roadhouse
You see Vinky, Hitman made near $100 mil internationally, and now that a film’s success is not judged solely by it’s domestic take, a sequel is very plausible. Plus Timmay(!!!) said that, “I supposed they could have me, yes.” but that they would have to schedule around his other projects like Justified.
Hitman likes to keep abreast of the situation.
Noooo Hitman, it’s a booby trap!
Er, I mean…
There’s just something about a bald white guy with a tatoo on his neck that screams, “I lost my buttcherry in the state pen!”
well this is as unnecessary as me shaving my balls for church.
Hititman
But the priest loves a freshly shorn scrote.
It looks like a box office bust.
Agent 47 is a beaten man and must build himself back psychologically and physically to reclaim his mantle as world’s most feared assassin.
PWEPAAAH…EXOOSHISES!
WE MUST…WE MUST…WE MUST INCWEASE OW BUST!
They’re really trying to milk this Hitman franchise.
I doubt this will rack up ticket sales.
Why, dismissive wank, is that a burrito for me?
Its obvious from the size of the gals boobs he’s not a titman.
I love eating a Hot Pocket whilst watching people fuck.
Not fucking a Hot Pocket whilst people watch though. That’s just awkward.
Whilst, indeed! Sir, surely you must be one of the acadaemic paedophiliacs!
Olyphant is a pretty dumb(o) name.
Hitman has really big balls – he’s got Olyphantitis.
New up.