My dog Skip writing Die Hard 5
05.05.10
I’m the rare person who didn’t hate the last Die Hard movie. The scene where he outruns the jet in a truck was unfathomably stupid and kind of ruined the whole thing, but other than that, it wasn’t terrible. Which I guess is enough to warrant a sequel nowadays. Hey, maybe they’ll get someone good to write it.
Ruin my day, RiskyBusiness:
“Hitman” screenwriter Skip Woods is in negotiations with Fox to take a crack at a new “Die Hard” script. The CAA-repped Woods has already co-written several tentpole projects for Fox, including “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” and the forthcoming TV adaptation “The A-Team.” He also wrote the original screenplay for “Swordfish.”
It’s funny, because I know there’s probably someone out there going ‘YES! I loved Hitman and Wolverine and Swordfish!”
And that’s why I’m breathing through this sweat sock soaked in ether.
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I’ve got your tentpole project right here
*points to crotch*
I’ve seen all three of those, and I think it’s safe to say I’f rather watch a partial birth abortion than whatever Skip has planned for Die Hard 5.
Also, Skip Woods is a half assed attempt at a porn name.
*crosses fingers*
Justin Long, Justin Long, Justin Long…
If it’s not vulgar and boob-filled, then someone has some ‘splaining to do…
Skip Woods is what all of Elijah Wood’s classmates would do when picking teams at basketball.
(He was homeschooled. I feel the joke still works. Fucker’s short.)
I give Swordfish love only because of Halle Berry’s tits.
Speaking of Justin Long, i’ve watched The Sasquatch Gang at least 5 times this week. The mullet alone is worth viewing.
How’s the old saying go? Ah yes, “High-jack enough short buses filled with kids and give them some Mad-libs and eventually you’ll have a Fox script.”
The only good thing about Wolverine was Ryan Reynolds, and they even screwed that up. Horribly.
I wouldn’t trust this guy to water my plants.
Oh, so it’s someone to water your plants you want, huh?
*takes off pants*
Please don’t pee on my daisies.
That’s a sexy euphemism, right?
*takes off socks*
What, did everyone leave?
*wipes dirty hands on drapes*
Vince, if Patty doesn’t want you near her flower, I’m positive you shouldn’t be touching her curtains.
Do the curtains match the rug??
My Dog Skippy Kai Yay Motherfucker!
Oh was that your ether sock Vince? I chokebated with that this morning before work. My bad.
Jirish, that seems like one of those things you do then regret immediately after you finish. Like lying on your back with your legs and hips halfway up the wall so you can cum in your own mouth.
what?
It’s good to see Vince Vaughn is still on his way to becoming the modern Hitchcock.