Morning links with Jesus and Hitler

After the jump, James Nguyen tells you how to enter the Birdemic Demand It Contest.  Me, I just love this screencap.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

• Today’s Uproxx feature brought to you by fat guys with expensive knives. |Uproxx|
• The math of predicting divorces. (Worth a click solely for the cat-related banner pic). |GammaSquad|
• This one-year-old girl can snowboard. I dunno, I still prefer ladies who “ski”, gnome sayin? (*taps nostril, hip thrusts*). |WithLeather|
• Here are two pilots, one from Will Arnett and the creator of Arrested Development, the other from Paul Reiser.  Guess which one is NBC.  Side note — Worse show, Mad About You or Caroline in the City? |WarmingGlow|
• Smoking Section: Reflection Eternal. |SmokingSection|
• The Tarantula Hawk is a giant wasp that eats tarantulas. You know what they say, the enemy of my enemy is OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE. |Urlesque|
• New Miss USA knows her way around a stripper pole. |Guyism|
• My ex-classmate James Franco returning toe General Hospital.  |TVSquad|
• 300 producers planning Julius Caesar trilogy.  I’d settle for another season of Rome. |InsideMovies|
• Bret Michaels wore his bandanna throughout his hospital stay. “If I’m going out, I want to go out rockin’”.  |Fark|
• The five most popular celebrities you’ve never heard of. |Pajiba|
• Michael Jai White was on the Adam Carolla podcast and it was awesome. |AdamCarolla|
• 10 awesome covered comics. |ComicsAlliance|

As promised, Jesus (maybe?) and Hitler.