Check out the trailer for Vengeance, starring Danny Trejo. Because this time, they f*cked with the wrong Mexican… AGAIN!
It follows our previously established, take-something-popular-and-give-it-a-generic name rule to a T, but it has a secret weapon. Actually, it has a few secret weapons. Besides Danny Trejo in the lead role, it’s got Jason Mewes, 50 Cent, wrestler Diamond Dallas Page, MMA stars Rashad Evans and Houston Alexander, and “platinum-selling rap artist Tech N9ne.” I didn’t know who he was, but only because I lock my doors when I drive through a “rap” neighborhood. Oh, and that one guy from Street Kings and Training Day is in it too, but this time with a giant tattoo of ram horns on his skull.
Hard to say at this stage, but this could either be this year’s 12 Rounds, or a modern-day Gone with the Pope.
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Calling Dallas Page a wrestler nowadays is kinda like calling Angelo Mendoza a visionary.
DDP? Wow. I haven’t thought about him since I was wearing knickers and knee highs.
I’d enjoy F’ing with Trejos Mexican daughter from that trailer.
They needed Bam Bam’s skull tattoo, I guess.
Plus he’s probably a better actor dead than DDP alive.
With all due respect, of course…
It must be tough times for Kevin Smith if even Jason Mewes is moving on.
And has anybody ever named a cat Jason Mewes? It just seems so obvious.
Nah Boots, Mewes has been doing horrid B movie side projects for a while. Think he was even in one with Paris Hilton if memory serves.
No, Patty, but I named my Labrador Silent Bob.
He had no tail :(
If you pay $8 to see this in a theater…YOU’RE FUCKED!
Jason Mewes is sober now, right? I guess doing a movie with Paris Hilton would make anyone question his life choices.
Aaaw, Donk. :(
I always knew Charles Bronson had a Mexican lovechild. i.e. fucked a lot of Mexican sluts
It’s ok, he was happy. To tell the truth though, most of the time I just called him Shut the Fuck Up Bob.
Hey, he has the same Juggalo tattoo that my mom has!
“when I drive through a “rap” neighborhood”. Is that code for when you hail a cab in your Luke Walton jersey?
With all due respect, of course…
When you’re Jason Mewes and just about everybody can kick your ass, there is no “right” Mexican with which to fuck.
Burnsy, your mom must be Juggalicious.
With all due respect, of course…
the guy from grounded for life thinks he doesn´t deserve to die for this. I beg to differ.
Danny Trejo is 66, that’s 462 in dog years.
If it’s between him and you…he is going straight to DVD.