Headline of the day
05.11.10
In a perfect world, I’d post just this screencap from the Sun without context or comment, just as a sort of Moment of Zen like they used to do on the old Craig Kilborn Daily Show. But since I know you’ll all be demanding the story behind it, here it is:
The Mamma Mia star has been raving on once again about the word ‘minge’ that she has tattooed on her body. Speaking of the odd artwork, she admitted: “It means vagina and kind of proud of it. It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.” [TheSun]
That’s gross. My roommate’s always leaving his pubic hair in the dictionary too, it’s nothing to brag about. It’s just inconsiderate, really. Anyway, that’s the story. Be honest though. This raised more questions than it answered, didn’t it.
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she admitted: “It means vagina and kind of proud of it. It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England.
Well, if I can’t see your vagina, then we have nothing left to discuss
- deleted scene from ‘Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot’
What the fuck?
Wait, the tattoo is on her foot?
Guess she just likes pussyfooting around…
I just keep reading “mange” – problem.
So, she’s turning herself into a child’s anatomy book? But using archane words?
After brief research, “Minge” is also Mongolian for “beaver.”
I want to get a tattoo of a smaller vagina on my vagina.
My Tattoo will always be Hervé Villechaize.
She got vagina tattooed on her foot to throw off really stupid rapists.
Is the tattoo between her eyes?
Because that’s where she has the most room for one.
That tattoo stinks!
I’ll eat my own shit if the tattoo is actually a spongemonkey singing the “Axe wound” song.
You have a derogatory word for snatch tatooed on yourself, it is your nickname, and you are proud of this… Mormons are fucking wierd.
@ Donk:
Or really literal foot fetishists
I have a tattoo of a little man in a canoe. Twinsies!
Also 24-point font worthy headline: My bologna has a first name.
So would she have athletes foot or a yeast infection?
This still doesn’t explain why I have “Clam” tatooed above my asshole.
I was really hoping it’d be a story about how she got a chinese letter on her arm with the intention of it meaning “vagina” but instead there are Chinamen* everywhere raughing at her because it actually means “round eye no read picture letters”
*I’m sorry, that was offensive. I meant to say Chinapeople
I thought “minge” was Danny Trejo Spanish for “woman”.
Ex: I’m talkeen to ju, minge.
Great. So now childbirth ruins your tattoos, too?
What a coincidence. Sean Penn has “Gary” tattooed on his forehead.
Amanda now makes sandwiches twice as fast as the average woman.
This does however, explain Tom Cruise’s “Poof” tatoo.
For a week out of every month, Amanda’s tattoo turns into a cunt.
When cleaning this tattoo, the tattoo artist was very careful to wipe it from front to back.
It’s a pretty small tattoo Chino, so she only got to feel a little prick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a doctor who’s dual-specialized in podiatry and gynecology?
I hear Chino’s vagina has had Tatoo in it.
OH COME ON, NO ONE WATCHED FANTASY ISLAND????
Two in the ink, one in the stink?
She tries extra hard to keep from saying embarrassing things because she hates that taste in her mouth.
Robert Pattinson broke out in hives when he saw her tattoo.
She actually has two tats, one: one says “mi” and the other, about a 10 inches away, says “nge”. But when she looks at it she sees it as one.
I have a similar tattoo but there’s no way I’m showing it to you.
Haha! I will if you take me to dinner first.
@Chino:
You’re not referring to your bullet hole tattoo, are you?
Lindsay Lohan has Buttocks tatooed right above her ass.
I fucked my girlfriend seven times last weekend. I guess you could say I was on a minge binge.
Lindsay Lohan has Buttocks tatooed right above her ass.
But it´s not her nickname, she´s still known as crackwhore.
I have one too but I won’t show it to anybody, it’s too shitty.
She should have a gotten a tattoo on her butt that said Piles. That way she would be known as Seyfried and Roids.
Immediately after getting this tattoo, Amanda’s I.Q. dropped significantly.
Picture caption: “Cute … but Amanda Seyfried.”
Tru dat.
Katherine Heigl has a female dog tattooed on her foot.
You spelled “mung” wrong Amanda.
I have a bull’s eye tattoo’d on my chest, so girls can play shart darts.
I have “spooge”
tattoed ondribbling down my gut.“tattoed”.
Haha, I’m a spaz!
Once they finished the artwork, the tattoo parlor that created it was only allowed to serve juice.