Hank Azaria as Gargamel
05.03.10
Over the weekend, the internets obtained these new pictures of Hank Azaria (Apu, Chief Wiggum) in costume as Gargamel in the Smurfs movie. Smurfs 3D hits theaters in August, and I’m sure it’ll be good because the cast includes both Kenan Thompson and Jeff Foxworthy, the Crockett and Tubbs of comedy.
In the 3D August 3, 2011 release, the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village and they tumble from their magical world into ours – in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple [*pantomimes blowjob* -Ed.], the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.
The cast includes Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofia Vergara, Anton Yelchin, Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Fred Armisen, George Lopez, Paul Reubens, John Oliver, Kenan Thompson, B.J. Novak, Jeff Foxworthy, Wolfgang Puck and Gary Basaraba. [ComingSoon]
I’m sick of all the mythical creatures coming to New York and driving down our property values. Every store in my neighborhood either sells liquor or magic wands, it’s depressing. But I’ll tell you this, if you ever see me chasing around short blue guys in their underwear, it’ll probably be because of an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident. Or you’re just really high.
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Fucking tourists always looking for the little blue man group.
Little blue guys in 3D…So this is Avatar for midgets?
Gargamel is what you have to do after mouth love with a trannie here in the big apple.
George Lopez? I don’t remember Unfunny Smurf.
I’m sick of all the mythical creatures coming to New York and driving down our property values.
Vince, Spike Lee is tired of you referring to his people that way. He and Reverend Al will be over shortly.
I think I speak for 80s kids everywhere when I say SMURFETTE’S TITS OR GTFO!
I can’t wait to Smurf this movie with a Smurfy girl, so I can Smurf a hole in my popcorn tub and get her to Smurf me off.
Haven’t we had enough of crappy movies with CGI blue creatures?
Three apples high? How big were the fucking mushrooms they lived in? Was Azrael a tiger or something? He’d have to be for that to work size-wise.
Btw, odds that one of them will have “attitude” and listen to hip hop? 1:1
They are probably referring to ladyapples – bunch of lil’ fruitcakes.
I’d rather see Qbert hopping on the buildings.
It’s safe to assume Kim Cattrall shoes Gargamel the ropes right?
*shudder*
Gargamel gets the last laugh on Jokey Smurf when he introduces Jokey to the “Gerbil Tube”! *motions to empty Bounty roll*
Chelle: What is a ladyapple? I have so much to learn…
BTK, I saw Chelle0′s first Challenge episode last night and seem to remember hearing of another one coming soon? Supwitdat?
A ladyapple is a tiny fancy pants apple that’s about 1 1/2″ tall.
Erswi, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
*whispers* late May I think. I don’t think I’ll even watch it.
“I’m sick of all the mythical creatures coming to New York and driving down our property values”
We have no Smurf problem in AZ.
Are you sure about that Jes? Have you Asked Pauly Cassillas?
Assuming this starts a trend of big-screen nostalgia pieces playing to my 80′s blue-cartoon character nostalgia, I for one, would like to request Foofur as the next project.
I always thought the Smurfs were just midget autoerotic asphyxiation survivors.
Hogatha better be in the sequel. Kelly Osbourne is sure to be available.
Couldn’t they have just got Clint Howard to play Clint Howard?
Coming in August!….
…2011
Am I the only one who notice Vince Vaughn scarfing down a sub in the background of the right-hand picture?
Frankie Muniz ?
The Smurf movie is gonna….what’s the past tense of blue?
Why didn’t they just get DeVito and save a bundle on makeup?
I’m pretty sure that’s a banana, sublicon.
“I’m sick of all the mythical creatures coming to New York and driving down our property values”
“I’m sick of all these motherfuckin’ smurfs on this motherfuckin’ island.”