Ever since Vinnie Bagganonuts posted a clip of Hard Ticket to Hawaii last year I’ve been flat out obsessed with this movie. A few weeks ago, I decided that it was time to hunt this classic down and purchase it so that I can watch it, love it, be buried with it and watch it eternally. I emailed Vincenzo and told him I was going to purchase it, copy it for myself and then offer it up as a COTW prize for one of you lucky stinkers.
First, I checked Amazon and the result led to two responses: Me: “You’ve got to be f*cking kidding me” and Vince: “What the f*ck?” Amazon has two used – USED! – copies on DVD starting at $69.99. I wouldn’t pay $70 for a 23-year old hooker let alone a movie. So I checked on eBay and the only listings were for VHS. I like to think it was God’s way of telling me I wasn’t meant to see this masterpiece.
*sigh*
If it’s any consolation, here’s the cover art for the Special Edition(!):
A couple notes:
- There’s an Andy Sedaris Collection. That is impressive.
- “This Ain’t No Hula!” may be the greatest tagline of all-time.
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That aint no hula. THIS is a hula…
*Pauly puts an apple in his mouth and fuck roasted pig*
For what it’s worth, this movie really isn’t as good as the sum of its parts.
If you took all the sex out of this movie and replaced it with women snuggling cats, it would be called Twihard Ticket to Hawaii.
You know it’s badass because they put a four-seater plane on the cover.
Hey, Pauly Dangerously…. ya got a great ass…
I’m a thrower.
You can just copy it off of netflix they have it.
I’m a thrower.
That’s not the word I was thinking of.
FYI, this movie is available on Netflix. I should already have a copy waiting in my mailbox when I get home today. Lots of the “Andy Sedaris Collection” is on there.
HAY! I HEARS THIS-A MOVIE BE ON NETFLICKS!
I read somewhere that this movie is on Netflix.
I bought a hard ticket to Hawaii to get lei’d.
The Mighty Feklahr is certain this movie is on Netflix.
Who’s the resourceful lad who discovered this so-called “Netflix?”
I bought a hard ticket to Hawaii but once it saw me, it turned into a soft ticket to Hawaii :(
What’s Netflix?
Is it worth seeing this if you haven’t already seen Hard Ticket to Hawa?
Of course it’s on Netflix.
YO GIRL, NEW MUTHA FUCKIN’ UP, SON!
I like the tennis ball launcher the chick in the glasses is toting.
There is a certain Bay the has Pirates. They will give you a free copy if you want. *wink* *fart*
The man in drag in this movie blew my mind out of my asshole.
i mean i didn’t fap. promise.
fuck $70. here are the rapidshare links that i used to watch this magical movie fart.
[www.rapidsharemix.com]
This is available on Netflix. How do I know? I fucking watched it twice already and am having a hard time departing with it.
delivery boy nearly drove off the pier lol
This is the worst gay porno I’ve ever seen.
Here you go:
[hotfile.com]
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4 parts, download and extract
If you email me your address, I’ll mail you a copy. I own it.
My favorite movie of the “Bullet, Bombs & Babes” series was the first, “Malibu Express”. I saw it for the first time as a kid on HBO or something. I fell in love. Check it out.
I didn’t know that the disc was out of print.
Andy Sidaris’ website is: [andysidaris.com]
If you wanna do a little checking, places like Hollywood Video & Blockbuster are closing up shop all over. You might get lucky.
I own all of the flicks.
Arlene Sidaris has corresponded with me a few times. There was talk in 2006 or 2007 to release a flick called “Battlezone Hawaii” but it never came to be.
Good luck on your hunt.