20th Century Fox just released this new, extended trailer for Knight and Day, and it’s 3-minutes of star-studded, heart-pounding, bullfighting, butt-clenching, glib-mugging, motorcycle-riding, ;lkjad;lajkfsuiikh9y823908op… ……. Crap, sorry, I must’ve fallen asleep for a second there. Anyway, if I take anything from this trailer, it’s that Cameron Diaz’s character’s name is “June.”
“June? You need to come with us, June. Oh hey, June. June. June? Look out June! June; June?! Just a second while I fight this bull, June. June.”
Bang bang car chase one-liner SPLOOGE
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That screen cap is action packed and brimming with tension.
Is it a Hot Pocket? Is it an ice cream cone? WHAT IS VINCE VAUGHAN EATING?!!! I MUST KNOW!!!!
Tom’s gun only shoots with a finger up his ass.
Vince Vaughn is doing his Tom Cruise impression.
*Tom puts on Berries and Cream suit, starts singing and dancing*
I like to sing-a, about the June-a and the moon-a and the spring-a!
There’s no way they’re June $10.75 out of me to see this.
June Day? Is Tom Cruise’s character named Arabian Knight?
I am not 100%, but I think that gun has “REPLICA” written on the side of it.
But Tom is cool with that. He heard you can scare away gays with just a loud noise.
It’s a hoagie. Vince Vaughn is lactose intolerant. I asked him.
I find it amusing how as Tom Cruise gets older he’s morphing in Jim Carrey. I swear that’s a shot from the Mask right there.
Night and Day? More like trite and gay.
Trailer ? I believe you are mistaken sir, that’s the whole movie.
Unless they plan to talk to each other, in which case I’m not interested.
but I saw him on Oprah! He’s so likable and just like me!
TOGTFO!!
Ugh, for the love of christ put your shit back on Diaz… I meant Tom..
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Shit Vinky, looks like you may have sleep apnea. Better get that checked.
I lived in an extended trailer back in the day. Until the meth lab
in the spare roomnext door blew up and it burned down.[we peek through the window of Tom's trailer as he lays naked atop Katie. He seems to be shouting at his flacid member]
THE POWER OF XENU COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF XENU COMPELS YOU!!
[He slumps defeated. Gets dressed]
I’m going to the rest stop for some pretzels, want anything?