After the jump there’s a movie trailer in which Diora Baird rolls around topless on a bed and looks like she’s about to take a shower. (*breathes into paper bag*)
QUIT is the story of a twenty-something couple from Hollywood who go away to the scenic desert of JOSHUA TREE to quit smoking together. [blah blah blah] …we also learn that smoking is a metaphor for their addictive relationship. The extreme passion they show through sex and fighting turns out to be a measure of their love for each other.
Diora Baird Diora Baird Diora Baird? Diora Baird Diora Baird Diora Baird. I’LL BE IN MY BUNK.
Greatest movie ever, or GREATEST MOVIE THAT WILL EVER BE? Thanks to Danger Guerrero for sending this over. And might I add 8008s (+ Y +) ~~~~~ <====3
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TITS OR GT… haha, you can stay.
This movie was written and directed by a guy named Dick Rude.
Dick Rude. Yes, that’s right, Dick Rude.
Boy, this makes me want to smoke almost as much as Valtrex commercials make me want herpes.
“Diora Baird” is French for “Huge Breasts”.
Anybody care to guess what Vince Vaughn’s eating now?
I guess condoms in this metaphor are replaced by smokeless e-cigarettes.
It took reading Donk’s post to go back and see that there was something other than huge yams going on in that picture.
Diora Baird addiction is kind of weird. The withdrawal is one of the best parts.
Banner pic: Mmmm…cold turkey.
I could watch a 4 hour movie of this chick taking a shit and not be bored…the same as i could with Vincent Price.
OMG, are you seeing what I’m seeing up there?! Ironman 2 is totally playing in my area!!! Thanks Uproxx.
Vincent Price taking a shit….thanks for that image, The Kurgan
I’d watch Vincent Price in a backwards shot-for-shot recreation of ‘Amadeus’.
Get it? He’d be decomposing.
Fuck off, it’s Friday.
JaDonkey, I get it.
I respect her for her mind