
Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s Date Night took the top spot away from Clash of the Titans over the weekend, earning an estimated $27.1 million on the strength of solid reviews from critics who overwhelmingly called it, “Okay, I guess.”
Meanwhile, the 
Elsewhere, Hot Tub Time Machine was all the way down at number seven, where its $36.9 million gross was just good enough to earn back its estimated production budget, but still a lot less than it deserves. It was funny, dammit. One slot higher than Bounty Hunter? Did anyone even know that was still playing? I’d say that I don’t want to live in a world where Bounty Hunter earns more than Hot Tub Time Machine, but the truth is, I don’t want people who see Bounty Hunter to live in a world where Bounty Hunter earns more than Hot Tub Time Machine. That’s why I bought this blow torch.
| Title | Weekend | Per theater | Total | |
| 1 | Date Night | $27,100,000 | $8,032 | $27,100,000 |
| 2 | Clash of the Titans | $26,875,000 (-56.1%) | $7,069 | $110,468,000 |
| 3 | How to Train Your Dragon | $25,350,000 (-12.6%) | $6,326 | $133,891,000 |
| 4 | Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? | $11,000,000 (-62.4%) | $5,104 | $48,520,000 |
| 5 | The Last Song | $10,000,000 (-37.5%) | $3,740 | $42,400,000 |
| 6 | Alice in Wonderland | $5,600,000 (-31.8%) | $2,213 | $319,300,000 |
| 7 | Hot Tub Time Machine | $5,430,000 (-32.7%) | $2,080 | $36,969,000 |
| 8 | The Bounty Hunter | $4,300,000 (-29.4%) | $1,482 | $56,001,000 |
| 9 | Diary of a Wimpy Kid | $4,100,000 (-22.7%) | $1,671 | $53,756,000 |
| 10 | Letters to God | $1,250,000 | $1,394 | $1,250,000 |
[via CHUD, BoxOfficeMojo, poster via FunMeme]



Hey Howard Stern, here’s an idea. Gabourey Sidibe gets a role as Madea’s protege’ in ‘White People Don’t Know When my Movies Come Out’.
Sorry, He spent 7 of the last ten minutes trying to fuck that banner pic. The other 3? Trying to find Windex before His supervisor arrives.
I wish Aniston was frozen in carbonite. They would still prop her ass up to make shitty rom coms, though.
That banner pic is God’s way of punishing me for not rubbing one out before going to work this morning
What Boba Fett there doesn’t realize is that he’s doomed to spend 1,000 years trapped in Aniston’s Sarlacc pit.
Why Did I Get a New Up?
*But hey, that’s why they’re called Lifetime movies of the week, right?*
More like “movies of the weak”, amirite, guys?
…
Guys?
Screw you guys. I’m outta here. There’s a better party at bestweekever, anyway.
\slams door
\\opens door and takes shrimp platter.
yoink
\\\slams door again… opens again.
Guys? Can I stay here? That other party always sucks. I’ll be good.