Star Wars Burlesque show video
04.09.10
For the uninitiated, a burlesque dancer is like a stripper who can read, and their shows are all artsy and hard to jack off to. One of the most popular such shows is the Star Wars burlesque show from Devil’s Playground. After the jump, I’ve got some video and pictures from just such a show. Burlesque schmurlesque, I think it goes without saying that the girl in the Storm Trooper helmet and the girl in the wookie mask should’ve been made to go ass-to-ass. “Hmmm, go ass-to-ass, you will, if it’s making it rain you desire.”
[It shows nipples covered with pasties, so I guess it's more or less SFW]
[Check out the entire picture gallery at G4]
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*yawns* Call me when you have a real burlesque show, like Lord of the Rings.
Trying to jerk off to this is like jerking off to the homemade sex video you found in your parents closet.
Please god tell me they paid a midget to dance dressed as Yoda.
*yawns* Call me when you have nipples covered with pastries, like the Precious burlesque show. Seriously, call me on my work number.
Best thing about being Darth Vader is that he can choke it without touching it.
After seeing this, Lucas regurgitated some food into his gullet so his young could feed.
And once again, Han shot first.
One word of advice: don’t go down on the one who played the tauntaun.
Pretty sure that video and this word were made for each other:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chooching
P.S. I bent my wookie.
C3PO being a chick would totally exzplain that fay fruitcake’s behavior.
I jerked off so hard to this I hurt my hand. Now I just have to wait to reload before going again.
I guess you could say I have a red 5 standing by.
Also, Vince, there’s nothing saying you can’t reuse the “Prepare Your Anus” Ewok picture. I still giggle at that.
I want to see the part where they re-enact the scene where they dive into the trench and shoot their payload into the hole.
Crappy, you talking about doing the “Rear-Endor”?
Stinky Peet says:
One word of advice: don’t go down on the one who played the tauntaun.
And The Mighty One thought strippers smelled bad…on the OUTSIDE!
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You know, for kids!
I just Jaba’d my nut.
Whatever tickles your taint, Donk.
I’d like to do it AT-AT style with that Leia.
SJP plays the Sarlack.
The slave Leia one, I’d sure like to in Vader.
I meant I want to wrap her legs up tightly so she can’t walk and then shoot at her head.
Good move Donk. That’s called the “attack pattern delta.”
Not going ass-to-ass with the stormtrooper was a wookie mistake.
Mick up!
hmm I like S1nfist. nice Christian name.
also, the Anus Ewok Preparer made my day, 2 days in a row now.
oh, wait it’s SINF1ST-ED. never mind.
filthy tramp.
[quote]I guess you could say I have a red 5 standing by.[/quote]
Cover me Porkins, I’m going in.
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