The video for “Drunk Girls,” from LCD Soundsystem’s new album This is Happening, went online today and the internet soon learned that it had been directed by none other than Spike Jonze. The video features band members James Murphy, Nancy Whang (heh) and Pat Mahoney being menaced and sexually assaulted by a gang of thugs dressed like pandas and panda dogs. On the one hand, it’s not that impressive considering they probably finished the whole thing in a day. But on the other, who cares? It’s about a gang of horny, malevolent pandas. Get it? It’s ironic because pandas are notoriously uninterested in sex. F*cking hipsters.
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I don’t get it. Would wearing a keffiyeh scarf with a tee featuring a Saturday morning cartoon from the eighties help?
Oont ven I look een za eyes uff za panda bear I see not za cute oont calm zoo animal but za cold eendifference, za nosinkness of nature, round pools descending eento sheer BLACKNESS!
Insane Clown Pandas?
Bipolar bears rape men and women.
Black bears are notorious for rape.
I thought I was going to get raped by a panda once, but I ended up being bamboozled!
That is the greatest video that I haven’t masturbated to while watching.
Yet.
This video was shot using Kodiak film.
So wait, I’m only supposed to call my wife “my little panda” if it’s ironic?
/picks up hone, dials home
“Hiya, Bunny, how’s your day?”
This video was filmed in Koala Lumpur.
White bears prefer to use Polar-oid cameras for their home videos.
Another ironic video? “November Rain”
/joins Jacktion! in the corner for yoga stretches
So white bears be rapin like this . . . and black bears be . . . OH MY GOD IT’S A FREAKIN BEAR!!!!?
It’s panda raaaaaape on your wedding day
Know what’s ironic? Rain on your wedding day.
One of the pandas was played by Will Arnett’s wife.
It’s a Pohler bear.
Stinky, get the fuck out of my cum corner!
They’re just trying not to get shot by the main character from ‘Fight Club’.
Chino: if only someone made a music video about it raining on his wedding day, that would fucking rule!
Pandas are the key to racial tolerance.
The only good thing about panda rape is that it’s over quick; most of the time he just eats shoots and leaves.
Panda rap would be half-way decent.
I’ve seen more convincing Pandas in the elephant enclosure.
I saw a guy selling Panda rides in Tijuana once, but as I got closer, I could see it was just a regular bear painted black and white.
If a panda bear mated with a polar bear, would the baby be a quadroon?
Vince, you don’t think we notice that you are stretching to create cute animal posts just to increase your hit-count? Quit panda-ing to our gentle natures!
You assholes know you love the quadroon jokes.
@Jack, I’m not sure if I got it, I have to mull ‘at over some more.
I do love quadroon jokes, I’m just really slow at embedding links.
In a true expression of irony they show a bukakke featuring a woman being facialized with egg instead of sperm by a gang of pandas meant to represent the oppressive standards of modern conformists. And, if you stare very closely you can see my reflection slowly & dismissively wanking while my cheeks flutter in a glorious 1000fps shot of a mouth fart.
Quadroon jokes will earn you no quarter around here Jack!
Oddly, the pandas were in the Sharks.
[rolls pack of cigarettes into sleeve, slow walks out of room snapping fingers]
Another reason pandas are dying off, to get initiated into their gangs you have to go through a beat in, to death.
Plenty of rapey panda hijinks but no Winnie the Pooh on your chest.
*frown*
Was that starring Bearison Ford and Halle Beary?
sorry
I just bearly got off to that
Awwww yeah, bear back
Chelle0 I hafta admit, your puns are more than I can bear.
Does a bear j off to Japanese schoolgirl panties? In the woods? What about in the phone booth?
[tugs it to latest issue of Bearly Legal]
Sometimes you rape the bear. Sometimes the bear rapes you.
You sure that’s LCS Soundsystem, I could have sworn that was a Bear Naked Ladies song.
Erswi, try reading them with your bear goggles on.
LDS Soundsystem only plays Osmonds music.
LSD Soudsystem loves My Morning Jacket.
Last time I tried doing anything while wearing bear goggles I got mauled by a cougar.*
* The next morning it turns out the cougar was more of a water buffalo. Whatcha gonna do, right?
LST Soundsystem just announced that the well deck is getting flooded for embarcation.
LED Soundsystem is energy efficient.
It’s true that Spike Jonez directed it but it is my understanding that Ben Roethlisberger was the visionary behind this gem!