Aside from teaching children that sentences that end in prepositions and don’t have any verbs are the hip thing to do (if Dreamworks jumped off a cliff, would you?), Dreamworks has provided yet another example of “the Dreamworks face.” At this point, you wonder if they’re aware of people making fun of them for this and don’t care, or if they actually are embarrassed, but it’s just too expensive to try to go back and change the Dreamworks-character-face template as drawn by Anheiser P. Dreamworks III back in 1856. At least this much is certain: Shrek Forever After is about witches. Witches with troll-doll hair. Okay.
[via IMPA, thanks to Patrick for the tip]
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The only other option is the Buttfucked-by-Pixar Face and they’re not ready to throw that one out there just yet.
Shit eating grin, thy name is Dreamworks.
So we’ve got a guy with outrageous hair and interesting fashion sense being followed around by ugly women.
Is this movie about a gay pride parade?
I recently set up a night vision camera in my bedroom to find out who was pouring syrup on my sheets overnight. What I captured was my Wet Dreamworks face. Mystery solved.
They actually upped their game this time:
Blue & Orange Dreamworks Face.
Replace the red-haired dude with a dildo and you’ve got the poster for the new Sex and the City movie
They have to give the characters the Dreamworks face so 9 year old boys think they are cool. They can’t just put a face like yours on there, Vince. It’d be less “cool”, and more “Watch out for the rapist!”
Tits up, in 3D!
That Rumpelstiltskin guy looks like the deformed love child of Carrot Top and Henry Spencer…
BY GOD, it’s like some sort of formula or mediocrity. We have to hoard this away to share with the noble ones in the year of 4021.