He’s Deadpool, he’s Green Lantern, hell, even in indie movies Ryan Reynolds gets to play a superhero. This one’s called Paper Man, from writer/directors Michele and Kieran Mulroney, and this time, Reynolds plays a bleach blond, Drop Dead Fred version of Superman, who exists only in the mind of Jeff Daniels, a struggling, middle-aged novelist who moves to Long Island for the winter to cure his writer’s block and who, get this, “has never quite grown up.” An imaginative, immature writer as an indie flick protagonist? You guys are nuts, it’ll never work! But before you can say “Baumbach”, the acoustic guitars fade in and Daniels strikes up an unconventional relationship with Emma Stone, who’s, get this, wise beyond her years but emotionally wounded. You take it from here, official synopsis:
Their tenuous, new friendship is sparked by Richard’s awe over Abby’s homemade soup and Abby’s enjoyment of Richard’s writing and his attempts at Origami. As the season progresses and the warm, quirky friendship between Richard and Abby grows, the two begin to share with each other their dreams and life hardships. With the coming of spring, Richard and Abby discover there comes a time to let go of the imaginary friends of the past and to embrace the future as a new beginning.
Hmm, I like this as a movie, but does it perhaps also come as a scarf?

Opens in limited release April 23rd.



Paper man’s archenemy? Scissors Man.
No elements of wish fulfillment here. Just like in Lost in Translation, it’s a complete coincidence that the warm, quirky friendship is with a taut young girl as opposed to, say, Jonah Hill.
Know what else is warm and quirky? Jennifer Aniston’s smile.
After I’ve genetic coded on it, of course.
Ryan Reynolds as He-Man or GTFO.
“awe over Abby’s homemade soup”
That was clearly written by someone who finds NPR too edgy. Having read that, I need to punch a mathlete while listening to Jay-Z in order to regain some semblance of masculinity.
So if this movie is about Jeff Daniels, then why does Jeff Bridges strike up the unconventional relationship with Emma Stone?
At least “homemade soap” would be Fight Clubby.
@Jack–either because the Daniels character is a total Va-J.J. Redick, or because he’s trying to mouth rape Anna Paquin in Squid and the Whale 2.
Because I’m physically incapable of typing “Jeff Daniels” without first accidentally typing “Jeff Bridges” and then backspacing.
why does Jeff Bridges strike up the unconventional relationship with Emma Stone?
Well, dude. We just don’t know.
Oh, goddamn you, HTML. Ruining my Lebowski quotes.
Paper Man got into a fight in Japan and folded. Into a swan.
Memoirs of an Amnesiac? That has actually been used. I’ve got a copy.
Perhaps the sorcerer writers of Predators could have been called in to script doctor this tosh. I’d certainly enjoy seeing Lisa Kudrow strung up and flayed.
I could not have an imaginary friend that hot. I would never leave the house.
I have an imaginary friend called “Dad”.
Paper-Man’s trademark move: reaming.
During filming, the director wasn’t allowed to yell “Cut!”.
And his sidekick…Paperboy?
Paper Man is gonna get beat back to a pulp!
Paper Man taught Mr Miyagi the Crane.
Paper Man watches MMA bouts on PaperView.
I can’t wait for the scene where Paperman wipes out the Klingons.
What a coincidence. Ryan Reynolds is also starring as my imaginary boyfriend.
I can’t wait for the scene where Paper Man takes his shirt off while the Moldy Peaches play in the background. No really, I can’t wait, I could stare at Ryan Reynolds’ washboard stomach all day…
Holy shit, am I gay?
It’s when I share my dreams and life hardships with young girls that the authorities usually get involved.
Rip Torn as the villian or GTFO.
Hello?