
One of the great mysteries of Hollywood is how Hasbro and Universal got a respected director like Ridley Scott, who has three Best Director Oscar noms, a Best Picture, a knighthood, and presumably a lot of money already, to agree to direct a movie about a board game. Meanwhile, Scott’s Robin Hood movie started out as an idea to tell Robin Hood from the Sheriff’s perspective, and it ended up looking like regular Robin Hood, but with flaming arrows and Russell Crowe. So it’ll be interesting to see how his latest project, er, evolves, considering a toy company has final story approval. Here’s what Scott recently told ComingSoon:
We asked Scott if the game would be referenced in the movie at all other than the title. “Yes, absolutely,” he said. “It’s a Hasbro film and they have the game. That was a tough thing to crack in terms of the screenplay because first off, many would want to integrate literally the shaking of the dice and the throwing of the dice into the board. I couldn’t really get past that. I wanted to just make a movie about the idea of greed. I told them you know your game can turn your sweetest, dearest aunt into a demon – a nightmare of greed. So that’s what we’re going to do.”
We also asked, given the current economic situation, whether the project will have a tougher look at the real estate market. “Completely. It’s a blood bath. It was really bad behavior. It’s [going to be] a comedy,” Scott added.
Ridley Scott went on to say, “So what I’m saying is, with my film that was conceived and intended entirely as a two-hour commercial and re-branding opportunity for a toy everyone already owns, I really wanted to drive home the point that greed is bad, and that it can make even a good person do awful, terrible, silly, ridiculous, stupid things. …Hey, why’s everyone looking at me like that?”



So greed is bad? Anybody checked with Gordon Gecko for a second opinion yet?
So, I take it Rideley Scott is interested in changing the game?
I’ve never finished a single game of Monopoly. It always starts off okay, but then I just get bored and quit.
This does not bode well for a film adaptation.
Dibs on the little scottie dog…
Tyler Perry would have left the dice-shaking in.
Patty’s right. It always degrades to pimps & hoes and naked twister.
I’m making a film about the nightmare of Creed.
Dibs on the top hat. I’m classy.
I’m making a film about the nightmare of greedo. He always wakes up not knowing who shot first.
Kathy Bates plays the battleship or GTFO.
Dibs on the boot. Obviously.
I hope they have a character just like Yvette the Maid from ‘Clue’.
They can name her “Community Chest”.
Dibs on the Robocop gun.
What? I took a smelting/sculpting course in the 80′s.
Nightmare of greed…..Wait, this isn’t the Al Davis post still?
Justin Beiber calls dibs on the thimble.
He says it’s because that little fruit-basket looking thing is very thimblelogical.
I wanted the thimble. Because I have a lot of sewing to do. Because I’m a woman.
Aw, Chino. It’s okay. You can be the iron.
So that leaves the tack, the penny, the weird-colored die, and the paperclip, right?
I FUCKING LOVE IRONING!!!
you know your game can turn your sweetest, dearest aunt into a demon
In that vein, his next movie will be about menopause.
Ridley Scott’s Monopoly is ‘a nightmare of greed’
Nightmare on Baltic Avenue doesn’t have the same ring to it.
…although ‘Murder on the Reading Raildroad’ could work.
So it’ll be interesting to see how his latest project, er, evolves
My prediction? It’ll fall apart so fast they’ll change the name to Jenga.
*dodges tomato*
I had a nightmare and peed. :(
The SATC 3 will be a spin off of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Meanwhile, Roman Polanski is still working on his version of Free Candyland.
“…No word on how this will affect Donk & BK’s Monopoly-By-Mail drama, ‘Board Walk’.”
“Or, ‘Park Place’, we haven’t settled on a name yet,” Donkey Hodey admitted in an email to industry types.
“Fuck those fucking fucks,” BK exclaimed when reached for comment.
—Source: My butt
So Battleship turns into space ships shooting at each othe, Monopoly turns into a movie about greedy people ala Wall Street, so Shoot and Ladders will be about a panda joining a group of migrant workers picking Oranges?
Crappy. Chutes and Ladders. Or Snakes and Ladders, if you’re in the UK. Which means the film was already made: Snakes on a Plane.
Ha! I was trying to tie in some shooting theme in that and typed shoot. Kinda like when I’m talking to your mom and accidentally call her Cunt instead of Carol.
If this movie has that fucking cash on free parking rule, I’m walking out, chin held high and dick in hand.
Show’s how much you know: Cunt’s my mom’s maiden name.
TOO MANY APOSTROPHES!
Side note: I love that the Beasts of Burden link / photo shows up on the sidebar. Makes me happy to see it.