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A renowned nightclub entertainer, singer and movie actor known as “Mr. Palm Springs,” Duke Mitchell [pictured] directs and stars in GONE WITH THE POPE as an ex-con who hatches a plan to kidnap the Pope in exchange for the ransom of “a dollar from every Catholic in the world.” The movie has been described as “the holy grail for lovers of B-movies” and “a true gem from the American underground.”
GONE WITH THE POPE was shot in 1975 but remained unfinished at the time of Duke Mitchell’s death in 1981. The film reels sat in his son’s garage until Grindhouse Releasing owners Sage Stallone and Bob Murawski offered to take a shot at piecing the movie together. Murawski took charge of the restoration and spent 15 years giving Mitchell’s low-budget movie an A-list treatment in between editing Sam Raimi’s SPIDER MAN 1, 2 & 3, DRAG ME TO HELL, and THE HURT LOCKER.
“Mr. Palm Springs.” Boy, that is a hell of a legacy. That is just a glitter-covered cold sore of a title, isn’t it? And in case you were wondering, Sage Stallone is Sly’s son. Full name: Sage Moonblood Stallone. According to Wikipedia, he was briefly married to Starlin Wright in 2007. I also hear he and Gwyneth Paltrow’s niece, Astronaut P. Clownmonkey, go to the same Kabballah Shaman.
Here are the dates:
April 3 – Grand Illusion Cinema, Seattle
April 23 & 25 – CPH PIX Festival, Copenhagen
May 6 – George Eastman House, Rochester, NY
May 10 – Doc Films, Chicago
May 21 & 22 - E Street Cinema, Washington, D.C.
June 4 & 5 – Sunshine Cinema, NYC
June 11 & 12 – Uptown Theatre, Minneapolis
June 18 & 19 Main Art Theatre, Detroit
June 25 & 26 River Oaks, Houston
July 2 & 3 Inwood Theatre, Dallas
And here is the incredible, NSFW trailer:
If you don’t like it, you can go stick it up ya motha’s twat. This is exactly how my dad used to talk.



Think I still have time to make Saturday’s show?
I’m all too familiar with Brillo, but what are pubes?
Frankly my dear, stick it up ya motha’s twat?
As a resident of Syracuse, I’m used to not being included in these kinds of deals. But with news of GWTP coming to Rochester, (or as we like to call it “Syracuse’s older, more successful sister) it seems as though a higher power is giving me a sign. Then it promptly grabs it’s crotch and runs a comb through it’s hair.
Finally, something that interests this site is coming to my hometown of Houston. If I can get away from the Steers and Queers I may actually watch and review it.
Holding the Pope hostage in exchange for a dollar a catholic, is a great idea, but if they really wanted money they should make the catholic church give them a dollar for every alter boy raping. That’s where the real money is at.
You always have to sexually assault a morbidly obese prostitute. I mean, she’s not gonna just give that taco up.
So it’s not coming to northeastern Kansas, huh? Fucking figures…
*puts baseball cap back on and kicks truck nutz hanging from trailer hitch*
Fuck this Monday, first my 17yo Siamese dies last night, and now I find out there’s no California showings for GWTP? Fuck!
Didn’t Sally Struthers also once try to collect $1 from every Catholic in the world?
I bet that food never got to those children…
I thought about becoming a morbidly obese prostitute but then I heard they had to walk the streets and I was all like ‘fuck that’!!
/reclines in La-Z-Boy, eats Twinkie
It’s pretty easy to spot someone who is looking to sexually assault a morbidly obese prostitute. It’s the guy carrying around a 5 lb. bag of flour.
And a mirror and flashlight on a stick.
how is it that there’s boobs and ass on the Youtubes? are they holding the Pope for ransom or some shit?