DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Learn how to throw yourself a motherf*ckin’ LAN party. |Uproxx|
- Jim Jones is taking shots again. |SmokingSextion|
- Mutant Girls Squad is like a Japanese version of X-Men with weird gore and schoolgirls. |GammaSquad|
- The NFL draft podium looks like balls. |WithLeather|
- Two guns are better than one. |InsideMovies|
- The Prophet of that one religion killed South Park. |Fark|
- Spider-Man will wash your windows. |ComicsAlliance|
- 7 celebrities who are fashionably insane. |Guyism|
- Feedback: Just Cause 2 and the iPad gaming edition. |G4|
- Gallery of Adrienne Curry playing Sci-Fi dress up. So who’s more white trash, her or Kendra? |UnrealityMag|
- Dear Hollywood Actresses: We’re not buying the “I was a nerd in school” bullsh*t anymore. |FListed|
- Man vs. Nature: a Collection of videos. |HolyTaco|
- 25 real-life superheroes. |ScreenJunkies|
[Banner pic via Phazerblast (though I added the caption), Beware of Dog via GirlNamedJack]
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You added “LIFE” to the pic? Not much of an accomplishment, really.
“Your move, Hawking.”
“Well, gentlemen, this proves it. I’m utterly insane.”
¿ǝsnoɯ puɐ ʇɐɔ ɟo ǝɯɐb ɐ
“Yes, Mr. 2 Dope? We’ve done it, sir. We’ve figured out how magnets work.”
Hey everybody, I’m drunk at 9:47 am!
Burnsy, you still coming in for the fest?
Well, hey there prof… whatcha studying?
“Vat does eet look like I ahm studyink?”
Umm… well, based on the location of your pants and your right hand, I’d guess it has something to do with Steven Seagal’s unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal.
“Vunderbar! You are correct! You’re gettink an A-Plus diese zemester!”
So, any breakthroughs yet?
“None, but mein winky ist gettink very chaffed.”
“Eureka! I have finally done it: I have transformed Tom and Jerry from cartoons into real animals!”
“Doc, all you did was glue a kitten and a mouse to the ceiling. Even Michael Vick thinks you’re a sick bastard”
Peeping dog just watched you pick your nose.