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DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Chodin’s guide to the five most painfully annoying current counter cultures. |Uproxx|
Trailer for Alien vs. Ninja. The face stomp part is so metal. |GammaSquad|- “Snus.” |WarmingGlow|
- Duke player’s dad claims to have invented the high five. |WithLeather|
- The 5 Best and 5 Worst Marvel characters. |ToplessRobot|
- Tracy Morgan goes on Oprah, gets choked up discussing Tina Fey. |InsideTV|
- Michael Mann’s lost film, Thief. |Gunaxin|
- Every insane Old Spice commercial. |CollegeHumor|
- 10 most idiotic athletes with guns. |BleacherReport|
- The top Jerks in film. |Fark|
- 7 roller coasters that’ll make you crap your pants. |Guyism|
- 9 actors who should jump into TV. |ScreenJunkies|
- 25 mutant cars. |HolyTaco|
And finally, James Dean and Rock Hudson star in “C*ck Puncher.”
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Chodin’s Uproxx link is bad. I think there’s a space in the URL that shouldn’t be.
I feel pretty good that I haven’t seen any of those hippie movies in their entirety.
So the Ben Stiller scene in ‘There’s Something About Mary’ didn’t make the top ten jerks, huh?
Fuxxed.
Rock Hudson has a look on his face that seems to say “I will beat you to death with your hipster glasses”.
That’s one great Carrot Top tatoo.
Am I the only one who is bothered any time they refer to them as Marines, when they were actually a private security company? The leader and many members were former Marines, but they worked for Sec-Ops. Now I have many other reasons to dislike this film (see chart above), but if you consider them being Marines, then they would have more equipment at their disposal, not just strapping shit together to jerry-rig a bomb. So let’s say that they were U.S. Military, just ill-prepared, and then they were defeated by cat people. Doesn’t that mean that their planet is going to get the fuck bombed out of it now? Isn’t that kind of a traditional reaction to on going hostilities in an area? Anyway, just had to get that off my chest. /rant
also, this movie is making people into furries, and I am NOT OK with that.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’ve made that same distinction in several conversations.
me too, but when I said “they aren’t fucking marines” the nimrod I was talking too replied, “No, just Jake Sully”
They forgot to include Last Samurai, allow me:
Honky Hero: Nathan Algren
Hero’s organization he rebels against: Imperial Japanese Army
What hero’s organization wants: Western-style Japan
Indigenous tribe hero joins: Samurai
Indigenous hottie hero hooks up with: Taka
When hero meets hottie: He is about to die. Samurai kicks his ass
Important creature hero bonds with: Nobutata
How hero wins over tribe: Fights ninjas
Hero’s hippie moment: Talks to little boy in Japanese
Hippie quote: “It was a good death.”
New title: The Last Avatar Dances in Ferngully’s Dune.
OK, regarding the chart, I know everyone has at this point picked one. It may be because I grew up with this movie, right around that age, but I choose Crysta.