
Once again, I’d just like to take a moment to silently thank the heavens or whatever pagan horse God I pleased to make the existence of Mickey Rourke possible.
SOME actors take a gruelling method acting route to prepare for gritty roles, other hardened thesps opt for a menthol stick to help provoke tears but for Mickey Rourke, all he needed was a photo of his dead pet. Sherlock Holmes star Robert Downey Jr, 45, was baffled by the acting methods used by Oscar-nominated Rourke while working with him on Iron Man 2.
“He would have someone holding pictures of recently deceased pets off camera to make him feel sad or whatever for a scene,” says Robert. “It was all serious stuff. I’ve never seen anything like it.” [DailyExpress]
I assume the dog in question is Loki (pictured above and below left), who passed away last February (the white one is named Jaws). …What? Stop looking at me like that. Shut up, I had something in my eye. It must be dusty in here.
I can’t help it, I want to hug Mickey Rourke so bad, even though I know he probably smells like cigarettes and bronzer. Still, I have to admit, you could probably replace Mickey Rourke with Hitler in this picture and I’d still think, “Aw, what a sweet guy.”




In related news, Mickey Rooney only needs a mirror to cry.
Gary Busey uses pictures of dead pets to prepare for love scenes.
Gary Busey faps to pictures of your dead pets. He told me, in a dream.
Gary Busey is the reason your pets are dead.
The pagan horse god I worship is whichever mighty beast bucked Christopher Reeve into a wheelchair and an early grave. Superman IV was unforgivable.
The pagan horse God I worship is Carrie Bradshaw.
Shut up, I had something in my eye too.
I use TengoWood’s avatar of him laughing at my penis to get me to cry.
Coincidentally, I use photos of my dead pagan horse when I need to squeeze out a tear or two.
I don’t want to insult any guys who own yappy little rat lap dogs or anything, but…
oh, yeah I guess I do.
PD, I’m still laughing…
You know Mickey Rourke has class when you see him holding a Philly Blunt in his hand.
The horse-god that Vince worships: Mr. Hands.
Man Law:
“Pets need to have tough names. Who wants to be out there at 1AM yelling for ‘Foofie’ when their miniature schnauzer that’s dyed periwinkle runs away”?
Loki = solid…
Nick Nolte will leave your dead dog’s remains in a flaming bag on your doorstep.
Rourke prepared for the “Fireman Party” scene in The Wrestler by pissing out a house fire after a gigantic binge of Canadian pilsner lager!