I ordered a Chocolate Pattinson from a hooker once. …ONCE. (It’s when she sticks her finger up your butt, then uses it to draw bushy eyebrows on your face, then punches you in the stomach so you get that “young-actor-with-heartburn” look. Look it up, dude.).
This just seemed apt.
-Thanks to Robo and Jirish for the tips
I want more like this!
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