'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up After Rumors Gwenyth Paltrow Gets Punched In Face

The latest from Onion News — rumor that Gwyneth Paltrow gets punched in Iron Man 2 takes anticipation for the movie to a whole new level.  Hey, you can’t go wrong with wishful thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow getting punched.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • Five ways social networks and their users butt heads. Ha, buttheads. |Uproxx|
  • Wanna see Iron Man beat up Hugh Grant? Of course you do. |Freakshow-Fat
  • New dating show, “Baggage” set to premiere, narrowly beating out “Daddy Issues” and “Smelly Genitals.” |WarmingGlow|
  • The top 29 cities to live in.  I just know Fresno finally made the list this year…  |AskMen|
  • 22 pictures of cats eating cheeseburgers and cats wearing cheeseburgers. |Urlesque|
  • Some skank is trying to date Jeremy Shockey, on purpose. |Asylum|
  • Cosplay pictures from C2E2 in Chicago. |ComicsAlliance|
  • The black viking goes to the AVN Awards. |DoubleViking|
  • Drunk girl goes cliff diving.  You know who’s probably happy about this? Cliff.  Waka waka waka! |CollegeHumor|
  • A tribute to Frederick J. Krueger. |Gunaxin|
  • Lindsay Lohan owes $600,000 in credit card debt.  Poor thing. |Fark|
  • An iPhone 4G??? ZOMG! |HolyTaco|
  • The updated actuals from this weekend have Kick-Ass beating How to Train Your Dragon for the #1 spot, though it still underperformed, like my penis. |ScreenJunkies|

Pictured: 100 years ago, this guy was so fat he was a sideshow freak.  Today, he’s considered an average movie blogger. |via Neatorama|

Oh look, they made a statue of me.

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