In an epic undertaking, Screenrant recently cut together this super trailer for 24 films all opening this summer.  I say epic because the soundtrack is fortified with epic opera gasps, which usually means you’re about to watch some incredible sh*t go down, like batman flying off the top of a building, or a couple of cage fighters touch dick tips.  But in this case in means you’re about to see footage from:

Inception — Iron Man 2 — Robin Hood –Predators — Scott Pilgrim vs. the World — Salt — Knight & Day –The A-Team — MacGruber– The Sorcerer’s Apprentice — Killers – Splice — The Other Guys — The Karate Kid — Shrek Forever After — Toy Story 3 — Despicable Me — The Last Airbender — The Expendables — The Twilight Saga: Eclipse — Dinner for Schmucks — Get Him to the Greek — Grown Ups — Sex and the City 2

Of course, some of them don’t quite fit the “much-anticipated blockbuster” bill.  For instance: Grown Ups, in which Kevin James’ daughter asks him “Daddy, did you make a sissy?” (his new epitaph)  Or Nic Cage as a Man Witch, or Tom Cruise in I Hope They Don’t Serve Gays in There.  Those don’t need epic opera gasps so much as a slide whistle and whoopie cushion.

TONIGHT WE DINE AT TACO BELL!

TONIGHT WE DINE AT TACO BELL!